Geordie Ahmed

Look at the face on Fat Sam, prick

Still geet urp

Beeeeeeewwww

Didn't we not once have Krul come up and take it short?

It does seem familiar

Mannone up again

ffs West Ham,  hold onto the ball

Keeper comes for the corner and they play it short

Roger Johnson is gash

Bridcutt playing well in this half

Downing needs shooting for that missed chance

Great chance that, side netting

Mackems are definitely getting something from this, Fat Sam the negative bastard

Kin ell, some save from Wickham

Downing chance was huge, should have scored that and killed the game off

Some finish that, prick

Beeeeeeeeeew

A Nolan goal with a chicken dance would do nicely now

Lol at Cattermole

What a header, get in

Get in Carroll

Think the mackems will beat WH.

I think so too, West Ham have nowt to play for

Is my TV the wrong aspect ratio or is Bridcutt really that small?

Not your tele, he is tiny

Decent start from the mackems

Buffon is f***ing brilliant.

Makes quite a few errors nowadays

Please leave, sweet prince.

:'(

Robert was hardly in our own half, don't really recall him coming back to help Bernard

When he had the ball and in the opposition half he worked hard BUT it's this obsession Pardew has of our wingers being secondary full backs that would have resulted in Robert sitting on the bench whilst a workhorse like Jonas would get game after game