Super Duper Branko Strupar

Fackin 'Arry.

Surely it's time to bring some legs on now to run it. We have 4 subs and there's 6 minutes left.

fuck me

iPlayer so far behind.

First time we've had bodies in and around the box that wasnt a set piece. Look what happens.

Thank fuck for that. Was terrified Id have to sit through extra time. Really want to get to the gym between games.

We could also go 4 at the back, Gareth... Bring an attacker on... Doesnt have to be like for like.

I cant stop thinking about Ramsdale and Henderson on the bench and DCL being completely left out. Is he giving Ramsdale some "big game experience". He should just be happy he's had some time away from the Shire.

Taking off our most creative player.

Someone call Uri Gellar and tell him to make Southgate faint or something. Get Jones making the decisions.

Thanks for that Carol Vorderman.

Sterling, Saka, Rice and Phillips OFF! Sancho, Foden, Grealish and Bellingham on. Would Leave Kane cos that should bring more chances but also the only option is Rashford which would just be pointless. Harsh on Saka but he's done well for 60 minutes.

For who?

Can get Sterling off as well. Offers nothing when on the ball. If he's not getting balls in behind to chase he's a waste of a position.

Oh my god I didnt even know there were 2 keepers on the bench!!

Did Beckham ask to be sat next to that troll so he looked even better on screen?

Get in. Rashford through the middle.

Another weapon Kyle Walker's long throw In an international tournament needing to score to get in the the quarters

Veeeeeeeeeery fucking lucky. Seriously need to wake up and start fucking running forward. Pissing me off now.

There is no worse chant in a football match than "God save the Queen"

Rice and Phillips off, Grealish and Bellingham on.

Levy is going to be fucking furious.

Right there's the excuse we need to get one of them off. If not both.

Kane through ball to Philips

Mmmmmmm. Passes in your own half.