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Aye I did the mic one, Pilko sounds right for the other one

Swansea should probably stop abusing people on Twitter full stop tbh, stopping it for seven days is a bit of a piss take.

The most pigheaded, ridiculous and nonsensical decision would be to keep him on, so you'd assume that's what will happen aye.

Definitely want to see both finish in the top 4, although I'll obvs be a bit jealous. Don't particularly like West Ham as a club myself but met a fair few of their fans and they're generally canny lads compared to Spurs/Arsenal/Chelsea fans. And they've been through a right load of bullshit over the years as a fanbase, which we can relate to but they've actually had fuck-all to shout about other than the odd cult hero like Di Canio etc.

Howey, Watson?

This.

Hopefully we'll see positives in the performance though.

He'll be chuffed that some people are talking about him, since that's all he's ever after.

https://www.football365.com/news/rio-ferdinand-sick-newcastle-mike-ashley-complaints He also says the below in the same piece. Yes Rio, everything you're saying is due to Ashley's neglect of the club and is one of the big reasons the tight fucker gets criticised, criticism you're saying you're bored of hearing. Thick wum. “That’s my biggest point with Newcastle, like, they’ve got that area locked off, all of the north east is basically Newcastle’s because Middlesbrough aren’t in the Premier League, Darlington etc are not in the Premier League. So they have first dibs on all of the talent in the north east. “Why have they not nurtured more more players into that first team? I don’t get it. “Whether it is investment, or the quality of that the structure of that process at the club isn’t right. “If I was a Geordie, if I was a Newcastle fan, that’s where I would be shouting and pointing my finger. “Not enough has been done with the talent that must be kicking around in Newcastle. It’s impossible to think there aren’t more [good local players who should have been developed].

Presumably he thinks the same when Man Utd fans complain about the Glazers.

Name: CalmintheChaos / County Durham Mag / tubes / whatever Hobbies: preaching at choirs

ASHLEY REPAYING BRUCE'S LOYALTY

On here it was Patiently awaiting a cupcake dog banner now

Innit

What a shit-take mushroom

RIP Remember my dad showing me this goal saying it was one of his favourite he'd seen when he was younger:

The floor for wages in the Premier League is too high now, so for years you've had this carousel of crap where PFMs go from one lower half club to the next, rinsing each and every one of them while being hailed for their courage, loyalty and integrity in the media.

Every time they say this makes me laugh at our impending relegation even more. Fuck these people.

This cunt accumulated another P45 to add to his massive collection yet?

lol

At least the desperate leech is being humiliated for the whole country to see I suppose. No spinning this now.

19% of Brighton's goals this season have been scored in the 2 games against us. Edit - bit late, sorry

"Unfortunately we've been on the wrong side of two wonder strikes tonight..."

I'm not even arsed. We deserve it, in almost every sense you can think of.

Can't claim credit for that, it's great though someone off here.