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Oi, nowt the matter with rollies.

First time I've noticed Punk since he was insisting we should rest our best players against the so-called lesser sides this season. Didn't quite work out like that did it? Is that why we didn't get in the Champions League?

Right.

Benitez and AVB must be in the mix as well.

There's a lot fucking wrong with that shot tbf.

Twat with a tat. http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/167247_196566220357492_4995710_n.jpg

There's too much choice.

Love this one me... http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/24265_116489468365168_100000123466460_317935_521340_n.jpg

I'm a bit frightened like, keeping my piss taking to a minimum just in case.

Jesus Christ, some of the photos on that Facebook.

Fuck's sake.

Yeah I agree with Sewelly, he'd spin it to say that he was playing for another massive club. Would probably say NUFC was the only slight blip.

Phil, we've gathered that a load of tabloid journos must have gangbanged your wife at some point, but it's time to move on man.

Celtic isn't a bad shout at all actually.

I can remember when he joined us, I was delighted and the 3 Liverpool fans on my course (canny lads) said he was a good player but pointed out that he always put England first. I refused to believe them because the concept seemed so incredibly stupid.

Such a typical mackem quote, that.

Down to 5/6 favourite on SkyBet.

He still wins the singles, doubles and trebles though, he's played a blinder here. What an arsehole.

I think you might have done what I did the other day, in which case you've backed them to win but your slip is a bit misleading. As someone else has said though, I think it leaves you better off given the results so far.

I think he's backed winners like. Which race you waiting on and who did you pick?

Don't forget Pienaar.

Best bit about that was that he inexplicably changed from his usual Ba 3-1 bet when we were playing against the champions and most expected us to lose.

Microsoft picked up, then? There is FUCK ALL to do mate, something tells me this contract isn't going to be extended. Fucking about on the internet like it's an art form. It'll be good on your CV at least if it isn't extended. Aye that's the idea I suppose. Got sent a job spec for Google by the same agency earlier, "Hey I did fuck-all at Microsoft, can I come and do fuck-all at Google please?" We'll see. They've wasted so much money even bothering to hire me, suppose it doesn't matter to them though.

Microsoft picked up, then? There is FUCK ALL to do mate, something tells me this contract isn't going to be extended. Fucking about on the internet like it's an art form.