Interpolic

Oh my God, this craic about helicopters man.

Already not allowing guests.

As stated earlier: False sighting of world class full back reported at Villa Park. Turned out it was Hutton dressed as Lahm. Well done. Thanks. It's not even mine, it was some div on Talksport.

Arteta deal back 'on' according to SSN.

As stated earlier: False sighting of world class full back reported at Villa Park. Turned out it was Hutton dressed as Lahm.

The forum's went a funny colour.

Cricket? Fuck off!

Helicopters are pretty fast you know. Can they travel back in time, a medical takes hours. We don't need to do a medical right now. Exactly, you hear about contracts dependent on medicals when they're signed at this stage. Would probably be good if we spoke to him though.

What does Ian Dennis think about the Ruiz situation?

"Stand by your beds" ?

So does Adam Johnson apparently.

Que? The guy next to Natalie. With the crazy accent. And the teeth. Oh. Dave Bassett. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00441/Dave_Bassett_441639a.jpg

Que?

Why's Pulis left it this late to try to get 4 key players in? They did similar last year.

Ridgewell and Ruiz and I'm very happy, highjack Stoke's bid for Johnson and we might even finish above the mackems.

Interesting.

Oh fuck off, will you.

Prankster alert.

Like what Actual pipes, they don't come cheap.

FFS man, Craig didn't even mention us. Ashley must have told him to go to Sunderland today as the events at SJP would make it impossible for Craig to shove his tongue up Ashley's hoop without finally getting caught out.

Here's Craig David.

This. The fannying around over getting a striker in has been incredible. Thank fuck we got Santon in with relative ease yesterday.

Totally forgotten why I was looking forward to today now.