Village Idiot

¡Ochoa!

But yeah, it's all Brazil now, they will probably nick one.

Jô

Village trolling hard I expect Robben to be deployed in reprisal before the game ends

Jô What the fuck happened to Brazil producing great strikers?

There's no way a team as poor as Brazil can win the WC. Not even refs can put that much of a lipstick on this pig.

Rafa Márquez to be even slower from now on.

Both Spain and Netherlands wore their 2nd kits in their game, which I thought was nonsensical.

95% certain he'll go on to manage us at some point. Absolute legend, and I can only be grateful to have been able to see him in the flesh, in his prime.

The club has completely botched the planned transition from Xavi-Iniesta to Thiago-Fábregas, but I believe we'll buy another CM and Rakitic is meant more as Cesc's replacement.

Xavi leaving Barça confirmed. End of an era.

That's some truly powerful reverse-jinxing.

Russia - USA if the yanks finish second, right?

I demand the yanks post a plethora of patriotic GIFs so we can mock them after the game if things go south.

Gonna get tested for AIDS tomorrow, I think I might have got it by watching this game.

Let Shola go all Leonidas on these Persians.

Doesn't seem Sergi Roberto will make it - will see if Luís Enrique gives him more chances, he managed him at Barça B afterall. If Samper follows the usual plan he'll play one more season at Barça B, but he'll probably start getting chances in early cup rounds, etc... I'm very excited about him tbf.

We just sold Cesc, we needed another midfielder.

Not many tears will be shed for Portugal in Spain, tbf, or vice versa.

It was, but with such a clear result it's not going to generate much discussion.

Cointreao injured. The stars aligning to make things as easy as possible to the USA, yet they will still lose.

Rakitic to Barça confirmed, for "nearly €20m" and Denis Suárez on loan.

Really, why is Meirelles cosplaying as a Warhammer Dwarf?

Also, I don't think Müller playacts - he just gets really pissed off and then gets up to confront him.

We might even end up with Ronaldo crying, would make it for a perfect match. (Yeah Mike, Robben)