Village Idiot

Can't really blame him, he's going to get those wages just by watching Real Madrid games on the telly. Oh, I forgot he is going to "fight for his place in the team".

Coloccini has been linked today with the parakeet scum by our local press. However, the same article said that Newcastle's asking price was out of their possibilities.

Lucas is such a massive downgrade from Alonso it's ridiculous. He doesn't seem to fit tactically either, as he's way too similar to Mascherano, resulting in none of them helping out in attack leaving them to attack with only four men. I'm assuming Iaquinta is supposed to fill the void left by Alonso? How long is he out for? Truth be said, as soon as Real came with the chequebook and Alonso wanted out, he wouldn't have been able to hold onto him. But I consider getting a replacement that's not going to feature until October (with no time to gel with his teammates, in such an important position as the team's playmaker!) was quite stupid.

Not suitable for children.

Nesta is first at £30.2 million Alves was £23 million Not really, we paid 27+5 million in addons (in 2009's pounds). I guess since the signing was paid in euros, it's relative. Just posting was on SSN. And Sevilla paid half a million for him. We should have just bought all their scouts.

Nesta is first at £30.2 million Alves was £23 million Not really, we paid 27+5 million in addons (in 2009's pounds). I guess since the signing was paid in euros, it's relative.

Damn, I was holding up hope that they would go to 30 and usurp Dani Alves' title.

He was class in the Nou Camp as well. Back up to Ibrahimovich easily. He'd be wearing 14 within a week, Henry having retired in disgrace. Yes, not any schmo can carry Barça's 14: Cruyff, Henry, Ameobi.

He was class in the Nou Camp as well. Back up to Ibrahimovich easily. Yes, I remember that game, you gave us a good match then. What the hell has happened to you?

Incidentally, where does he play? Right wing? Shows how much I know about you lot, apart from being Sir Robson's team ( )

If he signs for barca I'll eat my pen. He was interviewed today in a Barcelona radio station, so there's something to it. We are looking for cheap cover around the pitch, but I assume you won't sell cheap anyway.