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Problem is that the moments of madness/clangers seemed to increase as he aged, instead of lessening. Spurs eventually gave up and even had OAP Friedel and Cudicini in front of him...

Being shit.

Brummie?

Ameobi scored in the only live NUFC game I have ever been to. End of an era.

Who's playing Ilyn Payne? Dempsey?

Didn't UEFA limit PSG to buy a single player with a max spend of €60m? Bit fishy that it came exactly to that.

"Bad milk" is "mala leche" which means "foul mood" in Spanish, that's different. Besides that, any suggestion that you like a lot of milk, you swallow milk, etc... means you like to suck dick. TBF is the kind of insult a 12 year old would use in Spain, but maybe it's different in Uruguay.

That's why you can't have nice things.

The milk thing is a way to say you're gay. Milk -> semen Most other tweets don't make sense even to me when I try to back-translate them into Spanish

He's been plagued by injuries, but he's certainly featured a lot when fit. I regret saying that Bayern have looked their best with him on the pitch.

It's probably bullshit. Thiago would have never chosen ManU over reuniting with Guardiola at Bayern.

Thiago was always going to end up at Bayern imho.

San Lorenzo's president confirms that Ángel Correa will sign for Atlético de Madrid.

Unbelievable, a self-imposed transfer ban

I have a friend with that name - it's not too uncommon in the Canary Islands. Btw, press here says this is your first permanent signing in 18 months. That for real?

I remember Seljuk from when Touré played for us, he's a mad cunt, happy to see him sowing chaos somewhere else

That's not how it happened. We didn't want to sell him but City offered him a shitload money and he asked to leave "because he wanted to play alongside his brother". I doubt we're interested, his agent already pulled stunts like this to get him better contracts while at Barça.

It's the list of the 14 players that are leaving/we are apparently listening to offers for.

He's on a youth contract. Tenerife offered him a proper professional deal when he bursted into scene this season, but he's been refusing it - no doubt to facilitate a move.

Don't see what's wrong with wanting any signing to have some potential resale value. Probably preparing a bid lower than his release clause so it can be rejected. Got to get him to accept 50p and a a packet of Skips wages yet. Apparently his current wage is £490 a week. Month.

Guess is stuff isn't finalized with the player... ...or they want Tenerife to accept a transfer bid for the same value as the release clause instead of triggering the clause itself, thus avoiding the Spanish VAT tax

I binge-watched that show with a few beers after losing the league. So fitting. Half our squad is in his book, I'm sure.

I didn't say they are dross, you overlooked the "several outstanding players" bit.

Portugal has always been like this - several outstanding players alongside dross. They just don't have enough depth.