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He looked massively off the pace in the weekend, will probably take him a bit of time to get up to speed.

I just see a bunch of squares in Joey's tweet. Guess I'm seeing it censored or something?

He plays in the hole mostly. He operates nearer the box, he's not a CM like Cabaye. But I suppose with Sissoko and Tiote it would be a decently balanced midfield.

It's illegal to to that How so? Lyon can sell Gomis for the price of their choosing can't they? Didn't Porto pull that stunt with the Moutinho/Rodríguez two-fer to Monaco? Is there any substance to all this Gourcuff talk by the way? Used to be one of my favorite players until he went to Meelan and seemingly lost all his swagger.

Zupacopa later tonight. Can't wait. Too fucking late though.

Reports that we've signed Denis Suárez from City for a mere €1.5m I'm not sure he's good enough to get to the senior squad, but he's a highly rated youngster and at that price is essentially risk-free. Wonder why City are letting him go for such a pittance.

You didn't spend that much in January to begin with? What was the total net spend? Around 15 million?

It's easier to be a gentleman when you're out of a heated situation. Being good in interviews and shit doesn't cut it if you're twat in the touchline to try to gain an advantage or deflect blame. Happens often, though, even Pep lost it in a few games for example. Preaching to the choir here, but SBR was probably the best on that regard we've had at Barça.

Seven yellow cards in the Real Sociedad game, including one sending-off. For a rather sporting match that's a lot.

Granero coming on. Somehow he's back playing in the CL.

And Griezmann bicycle-kicked one into the net in the first half. 0-2, tie over if they can hold onto that result, imho.

Another Real Sociedad wondergoal

OMFG Griezmann

Vela hits the post, damn.

You should do much better with the players you have though. I know you bought a lot of them in January, but they should be much better drilled by now.

Job interview: 1) Will you play Gutierrez? 2) If you have a team of midgets, are long aimless hoofs a good idea? 3) Will your training sessions involve actual match preparation? 4) Can you use 'was' and 'were' correctly? If your answers went no, no, yes, yes then you're overqualified. I have some problems with 4) sometimes, but you can chalk it to my foreign sexiness. I can wear a scarf in the sidelines to stress it.

I'm available, I'm boss at FM and have a foreign accent.

Incindentally, Carlos Vela has become such a different player to the one he was at Arsenal. He scores, he creates, he's been magnificent these two years at Donosti. Bossed the game at the weekend too.

No idea, wasn't their star performer last season either.

In another episode of "Arsenal bids for 10000000000000000000 players after losing to Villa", they are now heavily linked with Guaita from Valencia.

Destination unkown. Just googled him up, can't believe he's just 28.

Bielsa is quite special (in the good and the bad), but one thing he doesn't is to take shit from the board. I can't see him working with your regime.

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Of course. Cabaye's agents would row here on a dinghy to get their cut when he moves, we hardly need to go cap in hand to them. Although knowing our lot I can understand why some might think we would. I hope you are right (Of course ) but I think alternatively we'd row on a makeshift raft made from Sports Direct bags glue together with Mike's spunk to get a deal sorted if its over £20m and from a French club. Didn't Ashley fly Carroll to Liverpool in his own helicopter, or am I making that up?