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You were talking about your job. Those were your words though. Exact quote.

I swear I've put on about a stone over the weekend. I ate so much man. Kebab, Pizza, Curry, Full Breakfast x 2, Fried Chicken, Subway. Not to mention all the fucking beer. Got back yesterday and cooked a massive breakfast for the family, then I couldn't be arsed to cook dinner so had a kebab. I'll be working this weekend off for weeks.

Worldnet. As Neesy said its been moved from Leeds to Preston, which makes it infinitely less appealing. Plus the deadline to enter was the end of April so it's a non starter.

Neesy should be subbing him then That would have been hilarious. Would probably have ended in violence.

SackNeesy.com

Out on the pitch.

Me, Kev, JB and Froggy are at Coach Lane.

Nut giving the old hokey kokey this morning.

Have we sorted this whole 'no ball' fiasco out?

I'm getting kev and Neesy wankered. Jaeger's all round.

Kev is bringing semi-pro ringers. Not on at all. Shouldn't be allowed.

Ah man, I can't. I like the horrible fat cunt too much. Jesmond, only had a 15 minute drive to the city earlier. deres mar ti jezmund, dan dis. What? Where you staying in Jesmond JB? Newcastle Jesmond Hotel. I'm meeting Neesy on Osborne road for a drink in a couple of hours if you want to join us.

Jesmond, only had a 15 minute drive to the city earlier. deres mar ti jezmund, dan dis. What? Where you staying in Jesmond JB?

Kev shoots from half way. Nobody is surprised.

Oh, James Godden. He's a good lad. You sure Stu is back Yorkie? I've not seen him mention it on FaceyB.

Somebody kidnap Rich and force him to play.

Kev rolling out the ringers as usual.

Not gonna lie, kinda hoping Duffy doesn't make it.

Poor fucking show from N-O if we can't get 30 lads to turn up for 2 hours.

You'll be eating those words, sunshine. We're in top shape and ready for battle. In Yorkie we trust.

Think we need to get the bat signal out to draw in more players. No ringers, obviously.

Neesy, kev isn't down as confirmed in the op but he is definitely playing, have you included him in your numbers?

Can see us all rocking up, there being no table available and we all give Neesy a damn hard prontonising. New Page Threatening.

You've only yourself to blame frankly Dan. What did you expect to happen, huh? Thought you could move thousands of miles away, leave us all devastated and then just regularly swan back and pick up where you left off? No way pal. You've made your decision, you chose a life with a nice woman and a decent wage, a house and a dog over toiling away in moderate poverty in a broken country having occasional fun times with people who find you barely tolerable. You live with it sunshine. I hope your happy with yourself.

I approve of these pizza based plans.