MKSC

This whole lip licking thing is making me increasingly paranoid about how often I lick my lips. I'm starting to develop a twitch.

We must live in a different London.

I need to procure me a new top. Long process though. Many things need to be considered in the build up to final selection. Have a feeling I may pick something in a nice pale blue this time. Also, don't fuck this up again Yorkie.

Yohan was always a magnificent cunt I miss him more with every day that passes.

Scenes in the MKSC household.

General behavior of the players in this Chelsea-PSG game is laughable. I'd be embarrassed if my kids team behaved liked this on a Sunday morning.

What an unbelievable bunch of dickheads.

Villa fan took a pearler there trying to get in to the celebration. Creased.

Better start recruiting those players and formulating the master plan for victory Yorkie.

Best league in the world Mike, haven't you heard.

I don't think there's been a footballer I would want to touch the ball less than Williamson.

Had a pound on 6-0, 7-0 and 8-0 before the game. With my current luck we'll let in the required amount but score an inconsiderate goal deflected off Gouffran's shiny bonce in the 89th minute.

£3 acca on Chelsea, City, Man Utd, West Brom, Benfica, Barca, PSG, Club Bruges, Celtic and Southampton. Always one fucker lets you down.

Is this the management style that involves spending bazillions of pounds on merry go round journeymen footballers, giving them bucket loads of cash and then complaining when you finally get told there isn't enough money left to buy another aged mercenary striker. Or the management style that sees talented young players loaned out/sold/ruined because he's such a great motivator that they never get a chance to play. The guy was decent at what he did bit he's always been limited and lived off the reputation of being an old fashioned one of the lads likes a drink and a gamble salt of the earth geezer that the press have cultivated for him. Like Pardew, he's nowhere near as good as he thinks he is or the press tell you he is. No way would I want him anywhere near NUFC.

Froggy, go on booking.com, there are plenty of hotels that aren't to expensive. Got the hostels as well. I'll probably be booking in to somewhere in Jesmond.

Yeah, I do the same when I play up top. Always moving, making diagonal runs, dropping deep, pulling wide. Really pisses the CB off. Hopefully I'll get to show them skills off this time. I'm due a goal for sure.

Glad I'm on Heza's team for the same reason. Far too athletic. The guy's just a unit. I've played against big strong guys plenty of times but they aren't normally as mobile as Heza is. The guy tears me a new one every time. Quite frankly I'm sick of him.

I always enjoy a good battle. Maybe you can mark me this time. I'm in good shape at the minute, lost a load of weight and much fitter. Been playing in an advanced role lately for my mate's team when I have the time. Banged a few in, taking me back to the days when I used to be a box to box midfield powerhouse. I'll leave it in the hands of the gaffer.

Yorkster, can we call dibs on MW as we massively need a striker and he's proper mint. Also, I would like to play up front this time. Fed up of chasing Heza around and watching the likes of BJ and Baby Nixon do naff all in the red zone.

I agree, just not sure how it can actually happen. Fuck sake. We've won more times. True, but we lost the last one horribly, and I've played in three and lost two of them. Also been on the losing side at both SJP games. Quite annoying as despite the 1-4 record I've played really well in every game.

Blues MUST win this time. MUST. I refuse to lose again.

Looking forward to it. Will be my first time up since the last r v b game. Let's make a big night of it again.

11pm Tomorrow.

Shit has gone crazy today. Bookies having a field day.

Sounds like we're playing a game of Culverhouse. https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2014/03/20/im-going-all-in-with-andy-impey/