Dyeyzzon

Cisse to take and still miss

Come on Pards, show some ambition to break your biggest win record will ya

Dat Remy skill

We pity them so much that we're voluntarily reducing ourselves to 10 men.

There we go, do em Papiss

Worst header ever

Dat touch

Newcacelona

Perfect finish.

Good change.

I love Ameobi's HBA-inspired runs

Benny needs our luck

His heading man

Cisse to break his duck pls

Everton losing too, wooo Would be fine if it weren't the mackems

That routine ffs

Dat turn

Right, just don't fuck this up now

Tbf though, I'd bring on Shola before the two reds to get more bodies in the box. Anita though looked the only one capable of stringing a pass through their defence

Woeful change, I'd haul off Sissoko.

Yep, cue super keeper Keeper's a mackem as well iirc

Well, Atkinson owed us something after deeming HBA's leg break completely clean

Have you actually watched us under pardew , we wouldn't score 7 against 5 men let alone 9 That's why I said "even", it was meant to emphasize my point that I wouldn't read much into it

Probably the reason he's taking it. Get a goal, regain confidence and all that. I hate that practice of ours. We've tried that with Cisse last season as well, which he blazed over iirc.

I hate Stoke, but they're mightily unlucky and we deserve to be one down really. No goal threat at all, even if we do win 7-1 or something I wouldn't read much into it.