Dyeyzzon

FIFA-esque you-just-won't-score-the-last-kick

Demba to the corner flag

Thought that was Ba scoring there

Our best chance.

For once it's not us bringing on Shola.

HE'S GOING FOR IT

Typical of our shots this afternoon.

Anita's been Pardewed into the hoof.

Decent play

Much rather would have given Armstrong a run out than Dan fucking Gosling.

FOR BEN ARFA FFS

I want Mapou to get more chances but fucking hell he's prone to the error.

Fuck if that injured Krul

Krul?

If he replaces Sammy

The style of the England shirt would only look decent with a collar imo. That German retro set.

Sammy's been brilliant on both sides of the pitch. Dummett looks more solid defensively at left back, but not to the point where he will abandon attack runs. Sissoko and Santon are utterly gutless. Why Sissoko was made captain is beyond me. De Jong's the striker that Pardew wanted. Hard working, good in the air, good link up play. Overall, a better performance but just not good enough from us.

Seems like a typical post-bumming attempt at redemption that will go short.

Santon as DM

Gameweek 25: Liverpool 0-1 Arsenal Aston Villa 1-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-0 West Brom Norwich 0-3 Man City Southampton 1-0 Stoke Sunderland 2-0 Hull Swansea 1-1 Cardiff Tottenham 1-1 Everton Man Utd 2-0 Fulham

Can't we just forfeit a la FIFA for this to be just 3-0?

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Johnson would win them the cup. Against his old club n' all.

On the positive side his once ineffectual set piece deliveries seemed slightly better today.

I didn't even feel that devastated either. Just utterly numb.