Dyeyzzon

Tbf we only need it when we play the mackems, so it's probably been gathering dust

Or get Enciso to wind him up

Need to take the chances - we're getting tons of it against this Chelsea.

Ah right

I'd like it to finish this way, though Leicester have more assets to target in the transfer windows tbh. Miggy ffs

England U21s tbf

Targett getting burned out there

Schär's hollywood balls are on point today.

Tried this, not the most keen on a black patch

I think this goal is up there among NUFC goals that made me well up. This, Tiote’s, and Bruno’s recent fourth v Brighton - all for different reasons. Desperate for Jonas to feature in some ‘Newcastle Legends XI’ like we did for Harper’s testimonial. Would not surprise me if he could still do the full 90.

Team of the season: Pope, Trippier, Saliba, Stones, Zinchenko, De Bruyne, Odegaard, Bruno G, Saka, Haaland, Salah Player of the season: Haaland Young player of the season (under 24, choose a different player if they're also your player of the season): Saka Manager of the season: Howe Underrated players of the season: Dunk, Ramsey, Longstaff, Gundogan (relative to KdB he doesn’t get enough credit), Mbuemo, Palhinha Overrated players of the season: De Gea (golden glove should really be least goals conceded rather than most clean sheets imo), van Dijk (past it), Maddison, Mount (tbh the entire Chelsea team could slot in nicely here)

Up there with the Brentford away game in terms of finding a way to win when we needed it.

I cried after that 4th goal man. Ah, this team.

I like how Trippier, Burn and even Botman etc are all in there to try to calm the likes of Bruno when they’re about to lose it. Pays to have those leaders in the heat of battle.

Eddie’s consistency vs De Zerbi’s rotation policy. Going to be an interesting one.

Two types of fans in that clip - the "if you don't laugh you'll cry" and the "take it out on the gaming chair". Love it.

This day feels much better.

I screamed at that holy shite

Just saw the scoreline. Disappointing but Villa are truly a changed side at the minute, much like we were when Eddie finally clicked into gear. As was mentioned, it's still impressive how it's perhaps been more than a year since we were dominated like this. Plus if you told me we'd get 9 of 12 points from this run especially after our post-world cup slump, I'd snap that hand off: Man Utd (H) West Ham (A) Brentford (A) Villa (A) Hope we lick the wounds, learn, and move to the next.

Can't wait for the GoPro in the goal for that save like

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Oh man Wrexham have to take that chance

This Wrexham-Notts County match man. Dodgy defending but pure entertainment.

I hate those. Once it rolls the first time, it seems that every uneven surface or awkward step is a twist waiting to happen. Hope we could keep it together until the end of the season.

Really like how we could watch the tightest relegation scrap in years and NOT be part of it for once.