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Henry is the perfect 10, but he wears a 12.

I'm the same with the Bolton goal, it's so simple but so ridiculous. Like a young Nedum Onuoha.

Williamson can beat 6 defenders, 3 midfielders, and a striker with just one touch.

Like the same people who give him grief are the 'wor Jack' crowd. I honestly think it's down to that piece Ryder wrote after the West Ham (?) game where Thauvin came off absolutely shagged after covering probably more ground than anyone else on the pitch, was something like "Thavin looks like he doesn't care" and then "I LOOKED ON STATS ZONE AND NOTICED COLBACK INTERCEPTED THE BALL 5 TIMES. WOW."

Aye that's what I meant. He hasn't looked the player I thought we'd signed (I'd never seen him kick a ball before, just heard he was like Be Arfa and got an erection), I said after the Man Utd game how disappointed I was with his pace but I've just got to accept he isn't really that kind of player.

6 defenders in a second

The thread's lush when you're part of the weird crowd though, I just want the lad to have a nice life.

height=500http://i.imgur.com/zRii14t.png[/img] Simple Cruyff Turn

http://i.imgur.com/Hc49Omg.png Simple strike.

It's not a simple pass watching it in real time like The pass is on and I think looking back it was the best option but it's not as simple as just rolling the ball across the box.

Player making a run at the far post. It wasn't a simple pass like, he'd need a decent cross from the byline and then hope the lad doesn't De Jong it.

If he gets tackled by the first man there at St James' Park the crowd jeer too, and T&B call him a cunt, wilfully ignorant to what could happen when he gets it right. It's like the butterfly effect.

I'm assuming he didn't see the run like, or didn't notice the defender to his right. After he'd just single handedly obliterated the entire Rennes defence it's a tad harsh to pull him up for his final touch, he isn't greedy.

So when you're 1-0 and down to 10 you shouldn't try to score more goals or something? Even when on the ball in the final 3rd. I'm baffled. Maybe they think he should have picked the ball up and ran out into the car park with it.

what they even trying to get at?

That right hand placement is perfection like, she'll be soaking.

Most subdued penalty shootout I've ever seen.

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Fuck's sake man I thought it was all over, foreign languages man.

Eh? Game was on like the 93rd minute when I switched it off about half an hour ago, was this a cup game?

It was only a few month ago Bruce was taking the piss out him in talk-ins.

the footballing equivalent of giving Charlie Sheen 40 quid to rub his cock across your lips.

If he had anything about him he wouldn't have tried that poncey sidestep to pull the ball onto his right and instead just dinked it over to the back post for the lad running in, that's what Paul Dummett would have done.

Of all players I cannot see why Thauvin gets abuse like, other than the fact he's not Ben Arfa he hasn't put a foot wrong. Probably not helped by Lee Ryder calling him lazy in matches where he's pretty much ran more than the entire field combined.

HE'LL HAVE SAT IN THE CANTEEN BY HIMSELF SCOFFING ON PIES ALL WEEK LOOOL