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"I think Aguero is a shoe in for the golden boot, he's unstoppable." "Only scored 8 mind, Lukaku's on 15" "Err... Ahh aye, I know, but he's good though. I think he'll catch up"

:lol: fucking hell man that quote. He's a world class wind up merchant. Knows exactly what he's doing there. As for the "no end product" mongs, they're wrong, pretty much factually as well. They watch a sport called football but they don't actually know what it is they're watching, they just see lads kicking a ball about and maybe have a read of the Sun's back pages. They need to be seen to have an opinion though so upon seeing that clip, and noting that he didn't lash one into the roof of the net, settled on that. Kind of lad's who'll kick start a sports conversation with "how good is that Messi lad though!?" and "isn't Vardy doing well this season!" They're the football fan equivalent of me in the old Movie Club thread. I've never seen 12 Angry Men, I refused to watch it but I'll argue to this day, pigheadedly, that it's complete and utter shit.

I hope tunes into Babe Station and his ma's sitting there on the screen, peeling off his nanas kegs. I'm gan to bed

Hope he accidental leaves his GoPro on as he walks his starkers bairn into the locker rooms to dry off after her swimming lessons

I hope this happens to him: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg5656649.html#msg5656649

That episode perfectly illustrates how I feel like.

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Their own meal being his wife's intestinal tract

He could like, he could suggest we'd be better off with Alan Pardew in charge.

I don't even know what to think tbh. It's better it's an accident rather than a niggle, but it just seems like it's going to be the way with him forever.

Eh? I think the opposite applies. Lamela got 20 goals in his last year in Italy. Scored a rabona goal too. While Townsend has the shit Robben image One of the biggest criticisms I've heard from him while over here was his composure in-front of goal. Thanks for informing me that he scored a rabona goal in Italy though, I didn't know that.

Canny harsh on the hedgehog.

Using solely your argument he's over 40% better though Lamela is also notorious for being shite in front of goal where as Townsend's left foot is apparently a wand.

Why would you even present that as an argument?

Discounting the fee this is so much like the Colback signing man. We need a player in his position, 'there's no downsides' until you realise there's actually loads as he's going to be playing in our team for years to come. At least with the forrins our xenophobic managers will boot them out of the squad when they're tragic.

Lamela is better than Townsend and only looks to be further improving, it's a no brainer.

Think it's more accurate that he was frozen out because Lamela is a vastly better footballer.

Genuinely wishing a man personal failure and misery is surely worse than joking that his family dies like.

Which one? Fair point

what you doing man parky you mad cunt

5 years of Andros Townsend on the wing Be just good enough to keep his place and ensure we don't bring anyone else in. Times like this I wish we'd given our other 12 million pound winger a chance, or never got rid of the best way player we've had in a decade in the first place.

http://i.imgur.com/fKStO3j.png Didn't even realise it was that bad. 4 games over 60 minutes in a new league for a 22 year old. Manager has his mind made up. This whole situation is an absolute farce.

Raise Godzilla from his slumber? :lol:

I don't think he's a bad player, but the idea of nailing him down as one of our 2 potential wingers for the next 4-5 years is really grim. That'll be the case if we're paying £12m unless he consistently performs so poorly that he's dropped.