Revolution Number 9

Fractured spine. Decapitation tbh. Might be back for Stoke if no one messes with the blu tack.

That was Bolton at home wasn't it? Edit: Actually you're right, Bolton was the first game he was in the dugout for though.

Smith?

That's quite ironic, because I hear Sunderland is actually the European capital of glassing.

Big Friendly Giant then.

What was he reading?

We didn't buy him to break up play. People seem to expect him to be able to do everything. Next thing you know they'll be having a go because he's not as good at diving saves as Krul is!

Surprises me, the way their stadium is built lends itself to amplifying the sound... Nothing amplified is still nothing.

That fucking pass for the 6th man, unreal.

Honestly man, half way line, 4-5 passes and it's in. Ridiculous football.

City just look so dangerous, they look like scoring every time they get near the box with the ball.

Was like the trailer for an unbelievably shit Lord of the Rings remake.

Isn't every thread technically a silent thread?

How did we manage to make these look so good?

Would have been some fucking weekend if Blackburn hadn't fucked it up.

I think Drogba kind of came off anyway

Wonder how much will be made of Tottenham's 'good fortune' if they get the 3 points today.

What the fuck

Howay Blackburn you fucking useless lancastrian barm cakes.

Fergie getting some serious flack from the fans after resting Howard Webb for such a big game.

Rights are we. Just you wait until we play these City chaps Froggy, we'll show you how it's done. You'll regret selling Obertan when he nets his third past Joe Hart

Guess what? Blackburn are level against Spurs!

Man Utd's goals conceded stat has just doubled, hasn't it? In any case, best defence in the league again