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Chill mate. You seem really browned off. Aye relax the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Oi you, on your bike mate. Sorry didn't mean to be Ruud.

Chill mate. You seem really browned off. Aye relax the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

I'm done, the puns seem to have Pietered out.

Aye i'm gonna be stubborn and stick with Rooney/Carroll you can guarantee whatever I do i'll be fucked anyway

Ashley is said to be Hasselbaink to make sure finances are in place for the deal.

After the family bereavement Pieters is said to have gone into Hiddink, and can't be contacted.

Might be off now after being caught on camera in a NOTW style sex scandal, filmed putting his finger in a dyke, Pieters response that he didn't give a dam hasn't helped.

balls beat me to it you swine, lol.

Pieters won't fly to Newcastle as he's worried it will Netherland.

What are the chances stirkers = goals.

Newcastle are said to be in Limburg at the minute unsure if the Pieters deal will go through.

Best yet.

PSV have given Ashley the red light stopped talks fearing that Ashley was only window shopping and not serious about closing the deal.

Took being a goal up to Swansea at home!

Totally Rotten dam you. Class

His club want rid and have told him to get on his dyke.

Don't get it, their at home to Swansea if ever a game was there to be won then this it, through some of that talent up front and fucking go for it man.

Hope he's alright after his nan passing, sounds like he's been through the windmill a bit, Ashley has apparently tried to get the club to go Dutch and pay half his wages for the first year.

After the changes i'm now lining up with: - Krul S.Taylor Enrique Kompany Hangeland Adam Young Cahill S.Long Rooney Carroll Subs: Tiote, Reo-Coker, Kelly I know Tiote won't get many points as a DM but was best bench sitter I could find for the money.

Is this going back to your home country when you get injured normal, seems a bit strange. If the facilities are that good there surely we should be sending all our crocks.

I have, so fingers crossed lol.

Sweet, time to start swapping players.

Hopefully this means that Song is getting collared by the FA too.

Load of bollocks this like, whats the potential punishment just a fine hopefully. Very much a case of first game of the season lets make an example.