RupertCommunicator

From the BBC:

 

Just to confirm for you that Wayne Rooney will definitely now miss the first game of the Euro 2012 finals, with a second at the discretion of Uefa. *Rolls eyes*.

But tonight was a good result though, eh BABA?

Every post is like an application for disabled parking.

Stop following me around the forum abusing me.

Ha, England once again proving they are serial chokers.

A draw (that qualifies you for the championships) away against the second best team in your group is a fantastic result. Any excuse to criticise Capello, I suppose. He's done the job and now the country can focus on their eternal goal.

It's like Man U drawing away to Darlington in the FA cup and winning on penalties.  It gets you through, but it's not exactly covering yourself in glory.

If he walked off, then it's probs just a bit of a briuse.  I'm going to stick my neck out here, but I'm sure that not every injury a Toon player gets has to be a season long affair...

England 

 

Should be a fun summer

1.  England hyped up to untold levels.

2.  Players believe hype.

3.  Hardworking minnows get draw off England who don't turn up due to arrogance.

4.  Wheels fall off.  England scrape through to knockout stages by close draw with group whipping boys.

5.  Play half decent team.  Get absolutely smashed.  Rooney swears at fans.  Again.

6.  Capello keeps job, none of the player culprits are dropped.

7.  Two years later, cycle is repeated.

Ha!  So glad I don't support England!

 

Because they drew 2-2?

 

You really are such a plonker.

 

So England should be proud that they couldn't beat a team of minnows after being 2-0 up and cruising?

 

And you're calling ME a plonker?

 

Who said they should be proud?

So why are you trolling me, calling me a plonker?!

Ha!  So glad I don't support England!

 

Because they drew 2-2?

 

You really are such a plonker.

 

So England should be proud that they couldn't beat a team of minnows after being 2-0 up and cruising?

 

And you're calling ME a plonker?

Montenegro are not minnows. They did just as well in the last Euro as England. Really, they are a decent side and it is a tough environment to play in,

Doning as well as England doesn't make you good, England are usually worse than shite.

Ha!  So glad I don't support England!

 

Because they drew 2-2?

 

You really are such a plonker.

So England should be proud that they couldn't beat a team of minnows after being 2-0 up and cruising?

And you're calling ME a plonker?

Ha!  So glad I don't support England!

If that was Rooney or Gerrard throwing themselves on the floor, that would have been a guaranteed pelanty.

Have never drank piss before.  And I don't think I ever will.

 

Just to recap, I've got four open piss bets at the minute:

 

If Gervinho score 10 goals this season

If Ranger plays for us again

If Rooney scores 22 more goals for England

If Rooney ever wins the World Cup

 

None of these things will happen, hence I won't be drinking piss.  Ever.

My piss bets are looking even better after tonight!

England have San Marino in the next WC qualifying campaign, Rooney could be half way to those 22 after those two games.

 

An excellent point well made

 

Maybe he won't score then get sent off for a stupid kick.  Maybe England will struggle to beat a shite side.  Again.

Looks like no piss drinking for me then.

I like to eat garlic and frogs.  I have really bad BO and smoke 500 tabs a day.  My hobbies include eating smelly cheese, surrendering to small Armies and riding a bicycle whilst wearing a striped top and carrying strings of onions around my neck.

 

FYP.  Don't diss the Best.

 

Are you enjoying yourself doing that ?

 

I did a little chuckle to myself, yes.

 

I am glad for you, but please, enjoy yourself with someone else.

I'll enjoy myself on the next person who disses the Bestinator.

I like to eat garlic and frogs.  I have really bad BO and smoke 500 tabs a day.  My hobbies include eating smelly cheese, surrendering to small Armies and riding a bicycle whilst wearing a striped top and carrying strings of onions around my neck.

 

FYP.  Don't diss the Best.

 

Are you enjoying yourself doing that ?

I did a little chuckle to myself, yes.

Hopefully one person buys them and stores them for when Ashley fucks off.

If I was a billionaire, I would actually do that.  In fact if I was a billionaire, I'd buy the club and sack Ashley and everyone connected with his time at the club.

I like to eat garlic and frogs.  I have really bad BO and smoke 500 tabs a day.  My hobbies include eating smelly cheese, surrendering to small Armies and riding a bicycle whilst wearing a striped top and carrying strings of onions around my neck.

FYP.  Don't diss the Best.

Our odds for a win that game are f***ing great btw. Just wanted to point that out.

 

Well let's not get ahead of ourselves here. We might loose 16-0 (Lennon 8, Ekotto 8).

You'd think so, the way some of the retards on here are worshipping spudz.

Right, some of you fuckers on this thread are baiting me trying to get me to call you all cunts and pricks.  It's not going to work, I've already been hit with the ban hammer for doing that before.

 

So I'll just wait till we beat them and remind you all of what negative tossers you are.  And you know who you are.  Especially Ronaldo.

 

Er, no we're not. It's a lot more about us "fuckers" thinking you're mental.

 

And get it clear - it's not the prediction of you winning that's the issue. It's the somewhat psychotic comparison of teams.

Who the fuck are you fucking calling fucking psycotic you fucking fuck?!?!

Isn't Modric this player who refuses to play twice - against Hearts in Europa league and Manchester United for the opening match this season - to force a move to Chelsea ?

Hummmm

But Modric r amazing!!!!!!!!111111111  He r well betta than all da rest innit?!

We're more than capable of beating them buzza. No doubt about it, its more the fact that people have seen Marveaux play 2-3 games or watched it on the tube and he's already the next big thing. Barfa is better than Modric who is probably along with Silva the two best midfielders in the league.

 

This is all looking more like the SMB which is sad. Their comments of Colo or Cabaye never fitting into their side are equivalent to this of Barfa being better than Modric or Ba being as good as Adebayor who has been immense this season in his general play.

 

I for one think we have the capability to finish in the top 7 no doubt, but that is if the team stays fit and morale is as high now as when the bad times come. Its a fun group with loads of potential and I probably haven't been this excited since Sir Bobbys team, however there is no reasonable way to compare Modric to Cabaye or Barfa right now, he's a level above them and there's a reason Cabaye came here for peanuts (which might be the best deal of the summer in the whole world) and Modric had an offer of over £25million turned down. Not saying he's worth 5 times more, but he's a better player right now. We're not as good as Spurs on paper but hopefully come next sunday we'll be as good and better than them where it really matters.

 

 

 

Look, it boils down to personal judgment. Anyone has every right to say that HBA is on par with Modric without being labelled deluded as much as you have every right to say that Modric is the better player without being labelled a pessimist jerk. Its all subjective and no need to think that you are more right than others

Yeah all you bullies, stop calling us deluded, you pessimistic jerks!

How long til he's genuinely a better keeper than Given was?

 

If he keeps up this level of progression it really will be sooner rather than later.

I think he's already there.

Right, some of you fuckers on this thread are baiting me trying to get me to call you all cunts and pricks.  It's not going to work, I've already been hit with the ban hammer for doing that before.

So I'll just wait till we beat them and remind you all of what negative tossers you are.  And you know who you are.  Especially Ronaldo.

There's quite a lot of spam on N-O when people start threads about their fucking inbox!

About time someone else got injured.

As long as it's Perch, Smith, Lovenkrands, Elliot, Ranger (hopefully fatally) or Shameobi it'd be an actual bonus.

England are fucking pony.