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RupertCommunicator
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For a start, Adebayor and Modric are better than Ba and Cabaye.
Modric - massively over-rated, Cabaye - God.
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Krul > Friedel
Raylor < Walker
Colo > King
Saylor > Kaboul
Santon > Ekotto
Marveaux - Lennon
Cabaye - Modric
Tiote > Sandro
Jonas < Bale
Ben Arfa - VdV
Ba - Adebeyor
5-2 to us. Spurs are in big trouble next sunday! I can see a bit of a humping on the cards! Plus they are bottlers, and they never turn up at SJP.
Only thing that will save spurs is if Pardew has another moment of retardation and plays Lovenkrands or Ameobi instead of Ben Arfa or Marveaux.
Wait, Cashley is a spudz fan? Oh noes! Pardew will be forced to play a shite team!!!!
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Apart from Santon it's fine.
I know Coloccini is a good defender (somthing i said when you first signed him AND during his poor performances when countless people on here had written him off btw) but he's not better than King imo. Yes King has a poor injury record but even this season we've conceded 2 goals in 4 games and won 4 on the trot since he's come back and he's been putting in great perofmances.
Ledley doen't rely on fouling players to get the ball off them (not saying Coloccini does btw) Thierry Henry himself said King is the best cb he's ever played against in this league as he could get the ball off him without fouling.
Since 1998 when King first came into the team he's been yellow carded 7 times and never sent off. 7 yellow cards in 13 years for a centre back is astonishing.
Colo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>King
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Carroll won't get punished as he was defending The little cunt. Apparently it all kicked off when the buck-toothed ultrabastard was given a John Smiths instead of Guinness and reacted by rolling on the floor, clutching his shin like a hobble greasy little prick.
FYP
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I genuinely thought he would make when he was banging them in for the reserves, but since he got his break into the first team, every single aspect of his game, attitude and intellect has shown him to be an utter bottom feeder who will never make it.
Send the daft cunt to the glue factory and use his 20k a week to fund a new borehole.
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Is this cunt not dead yet?
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ElliottThis post is pure shit
Your mam is pure shit.
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Marveaux has to start. We just can't afford Obertan to be a passenger, especially against (admittedly over-rated, but still alright) Bale.
Bale doesn't often play left back these days. more likely to be Assou-Ekotto.
I was thinking more if we needed the wingers to track back and help out the full backs in the way Jonas does.
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Hopefully the plane will crash. Preferably into Ashley's helicopter in some incredible mid-air collision the likes of which have never been seen.
That sounds like something I would say!
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Just looking forward to him pulling apart the Spurs defence next saturday, albeit from a 70 minute cameo...
Yes, I am Alan
Shame you don't know we play on the sunday then.
God, that just reminded me of how angry I was with Pardew when he did the shitest subs ever. He'd better not pull any of that shit ever again.
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--------------Krul--------------
R.Taylor--Colo--S.Taylor--Santon
Jonas--Tiote--Cabaye--Marveaux
------------Ben Arfa-----------
----------------Ba---------------
This has to be the best formation. Solid XI TBH. Bring on Obertan, Sammy and Best as impact subs between 60-70 mins, and we'll smash them!
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Marveaux has to start. We just can't afford Obertan to be a passenger, especially against (admittedly over-rated, but still alright) Bale.
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Gosling should be ahead of Guthrie iyam.
Not yet. I don't think he's anywhere near match fit for the PL.
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Rumours that he is close to agreeing an extended contract on similar terms
So what does this mean? Are they out buying a pen atm for signing the contract?
£35m pen.
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Meh Barton played well for us last season, I don't see any need to rewrite him out of the club's history since we've hit the ground running without him.
He's a right mad one off pitch though, entertaining, but glad he's out the dressing room really.
I used to think he was entertaining, but recently he just seems to be acting like a prick, what with all the Arsenal and 'love the fans but I'll leave anyway' bollocks.
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As a team and squad the only ones better than us in the PL are Chelsea and the Manchester Squad. Gordon, Sess and Richardson would all easily get a game for the vast majority of the premier league
I dont like comparing us to the mags. We can not be compared, we stand as an instituion which represents the positive aspects of Britain and humanity. The are an insidious sect who do nothing but obsess over us and oppose our every move.
Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=631568&page=9#ixzz1ZfLsGjFG
We all know the w*** over Gordon and Sessegnon, but f***ing Richardson!?
I'm not sure If I can post what I want to here so I will respect the rules of the board & refrain but we all know there's a big long list of things that can be dragged out against Sunderland and I'm not just talking Bramble.
There was an incident that got RTG closed down for a bit...
Including: Drugs, rape, drink driving, adultery, assault and fraud ranging from their chairman down through the manager to the players by any chance. Classy team though, aye?
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Keep forgetting to mention this but if the lad is gonna keep knocking them in he needs to sort out his goal celebration, it's gash takes the joy out of the goal, his team mates can't even join in because it's way too religious.
Just convert the whole team to Islam, we'll have a slow start to the season but we'll thrash everyone after.
Emre was a devout muslim and bar his free kick against the scum, he was largely s***.
I thought he was areet when he wasn't injured like.
Which wasn't very often due to his paper hamstrings. He used to go missing a lot during games towards the end of his time with us.
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Keep forgetting to mention this but if the lad is gonna keep knocking them in he needs to sort out his goal celebration, it's gash takes the joy out of the goal, his team mates can't even join in because it's way too religious.
Just convert the whole team to Islam, we'll have a slow start to the season but we'll thrash everyone after.
Emre was a devout muslim and bar his free kick against the scum, he was largely shit.
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Looking at Red and White Kop. He's one of the best left backs in the world now. Suarez is one of the best players in the world too. Its amazing how they arn't up there with Barca tbh.
How dare you imply that Barca are better than the almighty LIVERPOOL?!
They won it five times, don't you know?
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Why?
Try it and see how effective you are.
Running for 100 yards. I've tried it plenty of times.
After about 60 mins of high tempo football, sprinting 50 yards leaves you a bit knackered on the way back like.
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For some reason, we are Spurs bogey team. Plus they don't travel well and we have been immense at SJP so far. As long as Pardew don't do retarded substitutions again and actually plays our strongest XI I think we'll win this comfortably. 3-1.
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Could some one please post the link of Wearside offering some one out please. Can't believe i missed it.
http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=10873908&postcount=15
Can't stop laughing, almost a week later.
TBF, he sounds like a right cockhead on there. I bet he's about 6 stone, pockets full of sand too. Right internet warrior!
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Krul
Raylor Saylor Colo Santon
Cabaye Tiote
Jonas Marveaux
Ben Arfa
Ba
Have thought for a while that long term this will be our best team going forward. Best has been playing very well though so it would be unfortunate for him to be dropped as he does not deserve to be. Ben arfa has to play though he's absolutely world class & could hurt any team.
Our fullbacks are currently the weakest part of our team so santon has to start in place of one of them. It's a very close call but simpson has been possibly the worst of the two.
Both ben arfa and marveaux look way superior to obertan. So one of them should replace him.
The toughest call is if best should be dropped or not as he has been playing very well and pardew has said it's his shirt to lose so I doubt he'll be dropped
That is our best XI. Sad/infuriating we won't see it anytime soon.
Thing is though, it suits our squad perfectly. It can be broken down into several areas:
Keepers: Krul, Harper, Elliot
Fullbacks: Santon, Raylor, Simpson, Fergy
CBs: Colo, Saylor, Williamson, Kadar, Perch
CMs: Tiote, Cabaye, Guthrie, Gosling, Smith
Wingers: Jonas, Marveaux, Obertan
AMs: Ben Arfa, Vuckic
STs: Ba, Best, Sammy, Shola, Lovenkrands, Ranger
Also, our midfield 5 can be very flexible i.e. Our wingers can easily play the AM role and vice versa. Cabaye can push up and support the AM and Tiote can drop and become a fifth defender.
Am incredibly positive about our 4-5-1 (4-2-2-1-1?) formation. Really could propel us into Europe.
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