RupertCommunicator

Don't want him back.  There is no more lumpball being played here with our sexy midfield.

Carroll has been nothing other than turboshite.  Please don't come back, even Shola is better than him!

 

And I would love to fucking pummel Suarez's cuntface, little prick.

 

HATE the sc*users!!!

 

You're a very violent man.

 

Cunts like Suarez make me angry.  Dishonesty is one thing that boils my piss, it really does.

Double prick alert!

Elliott is pure shit

 

No.

 

Yes.

Carrol works out as 17.5m per goal for the cunts so far.  Torres is sitting at 16.6m per goal.  Carroll is being a bigger flop than Torres!

Carroll has lost the ball every single time it's been given to him.

Carroll has been nothing other than turboshite.  Please don't come back, even Shola is better than him!

 

And I would love to fucking pummel Suarez's cuntface, little prick.

 

HATE the sc*users!!!

'cheeky mackem dog likes to give his owners fanny a rub'

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i'm a bit concerned about the positioning of her hands.

 

The real question is; would you, and how many pints would it take?

Elliot so far looks like exactly what we bought - a League 1 goalkeeper.

 

To be fair, Leon Best and Ba looked fairly shit on their first few performances.

 

 

Yep, that's right. I said 'so far'; I'd love to see him turn it around.

 

I'd love him to be the next Buffon, but I don't think it will happen.  My fear is the same as what Dave said.

I love Sammy.  He is the anti-Ranger.

Hard, but fair.

Krul, Cabaye, Tiote & Barfa are better than Harper, Barton, Smith and Nolan.  They are all history now.  Good CCC players, not good enough to challenge for Europe.  Thanks and bye.

I think that's cheating..

 

Maybe you could get Carver to distract the ref like in WWF or something.

I think the fairest outcome for all parties would be if Tevez died in an accident - City wouldn't have to pay his wages, Tevez would get what he deserved and we wouldn't have to hear about his shit any longer.

                        Krul

Simpson Saylor Colo Santon Raylor

                Cabaye Tiote

Marveaux                              Jonas

                    Ben Arfa

                    Best Ba

 

Would guarantee a win.

In all fairness, If I was Harper, I'd be well pissed off to be replaced by Elliot.  He looks absolutely shite, wheras Harper is a half-decent top flight goalie still.

Have never drank piss before.  And I don't think I ever will.

 

Just to recap, I've got four open piss bets at the minute:

 

If Gervinho score 10 goals this season

If Ranger plays for us again

If Rooney scores 22 more goals for England

If Rooney ever wins the World Cup

 

None of these things will happen, hence I won't be drinking piss.  Ever.

If Wayne Rooney scores another 22 goals for England, you'll drink your own piss?

 

 

 

Yes.

If anyone buys the club he could organise a charity ritual burning of those tacky, plastic letters.

 

What happened to the original "NEWCASTLE UNITED" letters?  I hope they didn't get binned.  Would hope that some future owner will put them back up.

Not you again.

 

It was only April that everyone on here was calling Taylor worse than shite after the Villa game. Such a fickle bunch.

I wasn't.  I've always thought that he was a capable squad player doing an excellent job out of position.

 

Granted, I used to rate Bramble a bit about 5 years ago, but since then he's just descended to new levels of shitness.

 

OK then.  If he ever wins a World Cup, or breaks the scoring record, I'll drink a pint of my own p*ss in your choice of pub on a matchday.

 

This eagerness to enter into p*ss-drinking related wagers leads me to suspect that for some it may not be as much of a hardship as might be generally assumed...

 

Still haven't lost a p*ss bet though.  Only place them on dead certs.

 

Wouldn't say the world cup bet is a dead cert.

 

I'm expecting to see Princess Diana riding Shergar on the roof of the Twin Towers before England win the World Cup!

Think Bramble's better than Taylor, like. But Colo pisses all over everything they've got at the back. No disgrace.

 

You really should stop embarrassing yourself with comments like that!

 

Bramble's always been the better defender. 5 good games for Taylor doesn't change that.

 

Fuck off man you fucking troll!

I take it the FCB doesn't think that less is more then.

 

OK then.  If he ever wins a World Cup, or breaks the scoring record, I'll drink a pint of my own piss in your choice of pub on a matchday.

 

This eagerness to enter into piss-drinking related wagers leads me to suspect that for some it may not be as much of a hardship as might be generally assumed...

 

Still haven't lost a piss bet though.  Only place them on dead certs.

Doesn't compare to Rooney's, man. Rooney's won it all, and will be England's top scorer of all time before too long.

 

He hasn't won it all and he won't get anywhere near the all time record.

 

He's 22 goals away.

 

Just stop trolling my posts, man. We're all painfully aware of your problems and subsequent boredom.

 

 

OK then.  If he ever wins a World Cup, or breaks the scoring record, I'll drink a pint of my own piss in your choice of pub on a matchday.