Aiston

Amazing how quick people forget how much Dubravka has saved us the last few months, considering how fucking shite we've been

He's a useless sack of shit who doesn't have a plan A of his own and no plan B.

Worse thing is the football was better under Pardew. I can’t remember a team playing a worse style of football in my time watching. Even the Bobby Shinton days were better than this. Woeful, dull and totally bland style of football. Disagree with that. We were woeful for large spells of Pardew. Basic tactics with no plan b. Our squad was way better too We have no plan b now.

An absolutely gutless performance from the team today. Hopefully never play that midfield every again, no protection whatsoever for the defence. Pardew has suddenly appeared and we have 9 fullbacks on as well.

Pardew is back in charge at Newcastle.

If we are going to hoof it to a forward, can we have someone that will actually move to receive a pass instead of lose headers constantly against a defender.

Shelvey against Man City is just asking to get fucked.

It's like people forget how good he was last year, even without the goals or assists. He was key in our front three last season.

He's showed he is utter shit in the minutes he's played for us. It's hilarious some people want him to start.

To be fair, he does defend better than Yedlin for us.

That spin deep in their half, only to run the ball out of play. Sums him up.

Come back Joselu, please.

Getting battered by a team threatened with relegation in League 2.

Three 1-on-1's missed already, score ffs, deserves a goal. He's been great. edit: Wait, 4.

Beginning to think Bruce believes you are only allowed to use subs if it's for an injured player or to waste time at the end of the game.

Sub off Shelvey now, looking tired. Had a great game.

It was better than both of ASM's mind.

He'll just be knackered by the 50th minute and need subbed, only to be subbed on the 86th minute.

We've been very good, should be 4-0 up. Really hope those absolute sitters don't fuck us.

If we fucking lose this ASM will be getting plenty of flack, should have had 2 goals.

He's been absolutely useless in every game he's played a part in so far.

Really needs to cut out his cheating.

His only ever redeeming quality is set pieces, yet he's fucking awful at them.

That's a really shit shot from Almiron, no excuse for hitting the keeper from there.

Well that was an absolute disgrace.