Jack Flash

http://i.imgur.com/0r74RJX.gif

That quote is genuinely as bad as when Josef Fritzl claimed he was a "really good dad" in court.

http://i.imgur.com/TVg1I19.gif So lazy he moves in slow motion.

https://gfycat.com/InformalDeadlyFugu Done it full speed.

http://i.imgur.com/uryqWrS.png

Official OPTA numbers say of the 50 goals Parcello Lipless has personally scored for Palace, 25 of them were either set plays or penalties. That's awfully high for someone who's football brings all the boys to the yard.

Included in that list are 7 goals from set plays and 4 penalties which makes up 11 of their 23

Been pervin' on their forums and turns out their strikers have a combined 1 goal between them in the league, which was a penalty. 3 of Cabaye's 5 were penalties too. http://i.imgur.com/LEM9e6B.png

BT Sport Extra 2 http://i.imgur.com/eRi2fzs.jpg

"He was dribbling with excitement"

http://i.imgur.com/PfgidtH.png Hate that the likes of Jenas, Dyer and Bramble made so much money. They should all be on the physical and financial scrapheap where they belong.

#deffstare While looking for that, I found this

....."Good game, Hatem" http://i.imgur.com/syydDL8.gif

Also https://youtu.be/HB5sFfL3Geo?t=67