nemtizz

Shagger. 10+ assists incoming.

Knicks and Newcastle is an insane combo and I know nothing about basketball

As per

Didn't realise I stumbled across the shite American sports thread wtf is gan on

Patently? That's a new one.

Keith bodying David Ornonce

Nonce would have done the same job

'Fears on the North East' ye knaa wtf We'll go in one more time for him providing Man U haven't agreed a fee by then. Feels extremely backwards we haven't agreed anything with him beforehand. We are starving of course.

£69m doesn't buy you 13 goals in the Bundassliga

Most blatant attempt at forcing a bidding war I've seen.

This tiny club wants a sell-on fee

Espresso Epstein

This cunt just woke up?

Penne paedo is my go-to now Sick of the gabagoo ghoul tbh

Don't you know we're holding him hostage?

Nothing update from the pasta molester

Nice little right hook from Jamaal to welcome him back.

Crazy money for a Bundes striker.

How much?!

Be nice if we were linked with a CB that isn't slow as shit.

Bleeding out as we speak, hopefully

Half the amount of guests when news has come out. Strange.

Sky immediately posting highlights after the bid

Ironic how signing that giraffe has fucked them. Doubt he is but I pray he's trash.