1964

Get in Easter island head

You're going to be uttering that on your death bed then

Beautiful prose

They hate arsenal tho

More likely to sign Sandra Toenail from the Team Valley

From the bench

Over the bar? Nailed on

This is infuriating, shooting, passing and crossing are diabolical. We can't get the basics right

It clearly was

God, the statue is coming on

Clear dive, right decision

Murphy's final ball has been dreadful

Whenever a commentator says team X haven't kept a clean sheet since the 12th century, I just wince cos you know what's going to happen

Approach play hasn't been too bad but the final ball has been embarrassing

Get isak off, he's been invisible