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Only seen the lowlights but that absolutely reeks of a mass crisis of confidence. Yep; I noticed how bad our first touch seemed across the team as well. Gayle was the worst offender. Hayden looked incredibly nervous after being very tidy at Southend and Fulham, I don't think I saw him give the ball away in either of those games. Bit of a strange one. Fans fault.

Did he just expect Pep to come in and have them smashing everyone instantly? Of course he did, he's a fucking lunatic.

It was delicious... http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/video-alan-pardew-snaps-at-geoff-shreeves-in-post-match-interview/45871 God he is such a tiny pathetic man.

Klopp's glasses off again

Oh fuck off

This is so good. Hope Arsenal get fuck all this year.

Coutinho is such a player

Arsenal are a fucking joke, tbh.

What a fucking joke, poor guy.

On his debut I remember being so excited about him, but he just hasn't done it since then. A real shame.

They look like they need a good meal

He's such a fucking dickhead and he makes me so cross.

I agree completely

He's been royally shown up tonight. Always felt he looks better as a CB, he's just too damn slow as a LB to deal with tricky/pacey wingers.

Colback, Dummett, Anita, Hanley all looked terrible, in particular Dummett though. Constantly annihilated. Hayden looked good, as in he tackled and seemed calm on the ball, covering for the always invisible Colback. Janmaat didn't do much. Ritchie has such a wonderful touch and good speed, but he didn't quite manage to impose himself fully. I'm sure he'll begin to rip a few teams apart though. Perez and Gayle had some nice interplay at times, coupled with good runs, but in the end didn't do much with the balls over the top. We badly needed Mitro to hold up play and flick on to one of them, I think. Overall, nothing to panic about, but I must say I was genuinely surprised by how good Fulham looked at times. Their defence seem pacey, strong and while still prone to errors, overall quite in control. Aluko played well, as expected and yeah, I think they may have edged it. Obviously should have had a penalty for the handball, I couldn't see the other incident, what happened? At the end the ref really should have let play go on for Janmaat, that was a bizarre decision.

No, indeed, but he really surprised me today with how poor he looked. I expected a rock solid beast, tbh.

Calamity waiting to happen. Kept missing the ball, under hit/poorly judged a header back to Sels at least once as well. Don't like him as of right now.

Parker spinnin around with Colback chasing him would be like Tom & Jerry in slow motion. :lol:

I love how he's totally bert starting the camera

May as well have kept Roy. This is like going out with an ugly but pretty nice bird for a year, then chucking her, ending up in the club the next weekend and pulling the fattest bitch there. The fuck.

Is this actually happening?

Gutted at that, always liked Santon. Fuck off Pardew.

In what fucking bizarre world is Sam Allardyce a contender, nay, front runner for the England job?

Sitting in the neutral end (who fucking has a neutral end, christ) with my Fulham supporting mate. Hope we obliterate the small time cunts.

Hope he smashes one in now, tbh.