Chapo

we're a shambles.

Knowing what you know now, if you could go back in time would you still do the Raylor+cash for N'Zogbia deal?

He was so confident that he knew what Villa's lineup was going to be. They fucked up all his plans by not lining up as he expected

I bet that yoga instructor has spent more time looking up sexual harassment legislation than she has instructing yoga.

I've only watched one 30mins episode but it's up there with The Wire and The Sopranos for me.

Excellent

Something like: "I know Cabaye that well that all I have to say to him is...Yohan, that's not good enough and he understands"

Wait. Did he even get interviewed? Did he even get to say anything about the moment? They've even buried him in the trailer for next week, going on about on he needs to bounce back. Nevermind ending his career, this could end his life.

This is going to be the end of Hennesey's career.

Scott Dann, get under that bus with Wayne.

he's at it again. Thread title change needed.

Are Gervais and Merchant producers on this? They fucking have to be

"Churchillian"

That pilot considered aiming for a tall building.

Literally the first thing they did. There's going to a string of bodies thrown under the bus by Pards by the time this series is over.

Don't think I'll be able to stick this out.

Fucking Woodman

The latest episode of the Palace documentary is starting in a half hour on NBC

Are they following them around Hard Knocks style? Because if they are. They've been advertising it as such. We'll have up close and personal access to Pardew during one of his trademark winless streaks.

This NBC documentary mightn't be a bad watch after all.

Incredible heading on display.

Aye, aim the long ball at the smallest of our three forwards.

Gouffran is terrible at every aspect of football.