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Dubai?  That's a bit different for him.  The pastel de nata industry will be fucked this year without his regular support.

25 minutes ago, Pilko said:

https://www.football365.com/news/west-brom-need-sack-steve-bruce-now

"The players looked unfit against Birmingham and clueless on the ball." 

It's going to be this on a giant surfer... 

26 minutes ago, Ben said:

Is he trying to pass the blame onto his assistant ? 

Quite possibly, fuck knows with that fat ponce.  It's pathetic, couldn't imagine any other half-decent manager coming out with bullshit like that, but it keeps getting worse.  He's become a self-parody.

1 hour ago, ScottishMagpie said:

“We were so sloppy. We have to eradicate that & ive a meeting with my assistant manager in the morning about this. 

This line...fucking hell!  He's being paid shitloads to be the manager of one of the biggest clubs in the championship and he's harping on like a team leader in a call centre.

When he's eventually peddled it'll be interesting to see just whose fault it is because it doesn't look as if their fans have given him that much of a rough time.

What could possible go wrong?!

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-minutes-silence-queen-klopp-25004987

Once ended up staying in the same hotel as Mick Lowes and some of the local press after a midweek league cup game down at Peterborough.  I always thought he was brilliant as a commentator, but the whole experience in the hotel bar was a bit of an eye-opener.  Lowes was extremely repugnant the whole time, his gob was going non-stop and everything that came out of his mouth was just awful.  John Anderson was also in the bar, but kept well out of his way.

I'm really sorry to read about his illness and I hope he makes a good recovery, but that doesn't change the fact that the bloke is a fucking prick.

Just read that Leicester are about to announce an annual loss of £120 million. That's pretty grim, they won't be able to afford that pay off. 

A bit different from when Udinese were after him, but he wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the Italian sunshine with skin like his.  Good luck to the lad, hopefully he finds it more his level and develops from there.

Don't know an awful lot about Morpeth Town but they appear to be have made a decent start to the season. 

Was actually beginning to think that these might have a half-decent season, what a fucking catastrophe 

Have any of the six-toed spunkpuffins mentioned Kevin Ball or Roy Keane yet?  That's usually what happens in situations like this.

"Pennywell FTM" 

26 minutes ago, Abacus said:

 

 Well, that's just decided it.

 

I'm watching whichever of the two that Paul Chuckle is competing in.

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Abacus said:

Turns out they play tonight - Sheffield Wednesday, it's on Sky.

 

But Celebrity MasterChef is also on, so I'm in a bit of a dilemma.

 

Which bunch of competing amateurs who are probably unable to boil an egg should I watch?

If you need any help deciding, Paul Chuckle is on tonight. 

42 minutes ago, NE27 said:

22 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

Thanks for that Lee.

"Eddie Howe has multiple fingers and toes, his existing left hand has four fingers and a thumb".

Currently blasting Blue Monday by New Order over the PA, presumably as part of the testing.  What an absolute delight!

2 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

 

Here man, give Ashworth and Howe the keys to the city if this comes off.

 

4 hours ago, HaydnNUFC said:

 

Me rn.

 

What a turnaround...

Remember when the Geordie Dancer was in his prime, and then from out of nowhere some guy known as the mackem mover appeared on the scene.  Imitation is the best form of flattery, and all that.

That slo mo of the celebration was fucking superb

He's like a football version of Arnold Rimmer - overly inflated opinion of himself, blames his failings on everyone else, and nearly everyone thinks he's a massive cunt.  Wish a polymorph would suck his brains out.