littlelunchbox

Ironically this manager clearly likes long balls, and I class corners and set pieces as long balls to a certain extent. Just what the f*** do they do in training? The spies can really do us a favour because its been puzzling me for over a year and a half.

Blame the players yes but what's the point, they are there to play the way the manager wants them to play. Which is turgid shit. So lets say you want them to ignore the manager and play freely how they really want to play, then what's the point of having a fucking manager.

Reason our midfielders dont score is not only because they are utter s****, It's because they are not allowed to cross the halfway line until we get awarded a freekick. Then we push everyone up after ref has blown the whistle for the freekick, push the centre backs up as well because that seem to work every f***ing time doesn't it? On the heads son all that business , hoof the f***ing freekick into the box.

didn't we try that 1ce and get hammered? Well there you go.

Agreed here. Players need to take some blame too. Cabaye is nowhere near as good as what some people make him to be. Except he is. Cabaye is very good. Even the best central midfielders in the world would look dejected playing for this team at the moment. This team isn't as good as many say. True but its nowhere near as bad as the shower of s**** that many believe it is now. It's comfortably better than most outside the top 6. Easily. I think is a shame people are thinking this way, symptomatic of a negative malaise and general engendered small time mentality from Pards Before the season kicked off I'd be over the moon with a top 8 finish because I know that last seasons 5th place finish was the biggest bullshit of a season if I ever saw one. But I'm telling you now and I know this much that this team is not a fucking 36 pointer languishing down there in mid fucking April.

We tried just about every formation under this t*** apart from three at the back and I can tell you that ain't going to work either. No formation is sustainable with success under this p*ss w*** of a 'coach' I use that word in the loosest term. Football requires movement for it to work , formations require movement any formation needs it.

Agreed here. Players need to take some blame too. Cabaye is nowhere near as good as what some people make him to be. Except he is. Cabaye is very good. Even the best central midfielders in the world would look dejected playing for this team at the moment. This team isn't as good as many say. True but its nowhere near as bad as the shower of shite that many believe it is now.

It's not a gimmick, it works fine for many teams. Fact. Another fact all formations are shit under Pardew.

Whole fucking day was a facepalm , Paolo Di canio punching the air in triumphant at our own ground and our own fans goes out punching police horses. Bloody farce.

Hahaha do I laugh or cry fs

means fuck all. Pardew was very animated when we beat fulham, which impressed a few on here, even when his belly fell out.

it would be suicidal to press up the pitch with the way our team is instructed to play. You play a long ball whilst holding a high line and then lose the ball which we will, we're f***ed. That is asking to be countered to death. teams that have confidence in keeping the ball, or teams that are attacking in waves being on the front foot uses the high line. Not even Pardew is that stupid. Every team we play put our defenders under pressure when they have the ball, including the mackems. i know im actually all for the pushing up and keeping a high line. But you cant do it under this coach. These players are way too conditioned in their ways now, you train for two years under this man in his twisted logic of what his idea of football is. Which is filth, defensive, turgid, long ball, p*ss poor excuse of a counter attacking team. Then one day you play the mackems and you tell them right, we going to go and get them! How do you expect them to transverse? They only know one way that they are comfortable in playing now. When and if we ever get a new manager, he is going to have to put this team through some serious rehabilitation process if we ever want to see a team capable of a passing game.

it would be suicidal to press up the pitch with the way our team is instructed to play. You play a long ball whilst holding a high line and then lose the ball which we will, we're f***ed. That is asking to be countered to death. teams that have confidence in keeping the ball, or teams that are attacking in waves being on the front foot uses the high line. Not even Pardew is that stupid.

i know there are bigger significance in the lost due to the opposition we played against today. but today's performance really was not all that much worse from the usual shower of s*** we dish out week in week out.

If he actually coached these turds in training to pass an actual football they wouldn't be passing it to the opposition and might think about passing to a teammate instead. f*** me have i got this all wrong this is not rocket science is it? f***ing turds can pass football around if you coached them long enough I'm fucking sure of it.

The whole fucking season, never mind the 3 goals, genius.

I can only see us beating qpr, that should keep us safe. I hope.

No man, I just want to see football. Let's have that for a start. FFS lunch, are my hopes too high It is if you expect nice passing football from alan bullshitting pardew man that represents anti football but tells everyone his teams are great. Then tells everyone they are p*ss tired incapable of two games in a week, always injured, and we are inferior to just about every team we play against due to our sad ever unfortunate circumstances coming into every single game.

No man, I just want to see football. Let's have that for a start.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically. Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas. Yet the mackems managed it? You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances. Are you permanently p*ssed or what? I've said Pardew needs to go in the summer since January. I just happen to think that a great deal of our players are largely talentless, gutless crap. It needs to be said for the same reasons. Ronaldo a man of contradiction and bullshit, if a great deal of our players are talentless and gutless then why do pardew needs to go? Shouldnt you be applauding him for keeping us up from the bottom of the table? Perhaps because it's hardly an achievement given the strength of the spine which is reasonable at worst? The strength of the spine that's clearly been getting weaker by each game by game for well over a year, that's not just under achievement , that is distruction.

Dear old dear.

Always suspicious of his look-at-me style management. It was like he was always trying to validate himself before he got found out.

We looked just as s*** playing in on the deck today. If anything, the option to play effective long ball may have won us the game. Sadly we have no real outlet for it. And with Tiote as the deepest midfielder frankly I think hoofball would be less dangerous. Mainly because of how deep we were, in any case hoofball is out of the question when Cisse is your centre forward. I just wish you'd stop trying to imply we have this really talented, technical midfield. Our lot consistently struggle to keep the ball under and pressure and generally create not a bastarding thing. Indeed. We're never going to achieve the attractive padding game everyone desires with the current mob, over 50% of the starting XI just aren't up to it technically. Sissoko and Goufrann don't appear to be the most intricate types and we continue to rely on the likes of Tiote and Jonas. Yet the mackems managed it? You and Ronaldo are a hoot. Utterly obsessed with the manager and the wonderful job he's doing under difficult circumstances. Are you permanently p*ssed or what? I've said Pardew needs to go in the summer since January. I just happen to think that a great deal of our players are largely talentless, gutless crap. It needs to be said for the same reasons. Ronaldo a man of contradiction and bullshit, if a great deal of our players are talentless and gutless then why do pardew needs to go? Shouldnt you be applauding him for keeping us up from the bottom of the table?

I think he is aware of the questions, the scary part is... He knows he doesn't have the answers. Sadly for him more and more now have realised that even his strongest followers have found this out. And his salesman bullshit sound bites no longer register.