JB

Azpilicueta fucks it

Alonso first with that killer instinct

Turns out you're not the only one thinking that

Commentators desperately trying to convince us that this has been entertaining

Ref's not allowed to send anyone off

Alonso went crashing in there

Liverpool trying their best not to score

Tyler's tone had me thinking it was about to be disallowed but that's just his one level now.

What a fucking idiot

Soft pen for me

Just silly now

Hat-trick inside 24 minutes, not bad like

De Bruyne again

Lovely finish from De Bruyne

He's retiring at the end of the season, many years too late.

He's usually bad but this looks dodgy

Keita

Hate that playing advantage regardless of if there is one shite.

How's that not a foul against Keita?

Should have scored that

Alisson is a lucky bastard

State of the defending in this game

Liverpool defenders throwing themselves down looking for free kicks instead of defending the cross

Get in!

The fuck did you say that for?