Sir Toon

Be loads of middle aged mackems in sweaty y-fronts spamming twitter at the minute as it's like a fish hook full of worms in a paddling pool full of piranhas in it's ease.

 

Be class if one of these accounts got lucky mind.

 

The replies.   

With Ashley's helicopter only here a few minutes and odds on not to have fatty on board, its obvious this is just part of the propaganda going on as they know people are tracking their movements.

Helicopter left about 15 mins ago and currently flying South over Yorkshire.  Probably rummaged through Rafa's drawers.

  probably best to stay clear of social media for a few days as it's going to be nothing but conflicting shite that'll have you up and down more than a tramp on gas.

Managerial debate is completely hypocritical of everything the Ashley ownership has stood for because the job is anything but managerial.  It's basically controlled puppetry.

 

May as well employ Brian Connelly.

 

https://gfycat.com/vacantspottedcatfish

Why's no-one mentioned clubs?  In fact, why has no-one mentioned old biscuits?  My all time fave was the UNITED bar.

 

https://ashleyout.com/finances/

Better socks like.

 

The mention of an embargo is just another one of those delaying tactics that Ashley's people get out there.  Not that much further for this year's charade to last though before the next stooge comes in to swell Ashley's coffers indirectly.

https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt/status/1139922742122307589?s=21

 

What importance it has to do with the takeover? Please explain to me, I really don't understand.

 

Yeah I don’t get it either

 

Read the replies. They explain it in there

 

I did. Still none the wiser. I must be thick.

 

Well I wrote the reasoning that I could gather from the replies on the previous page. It’s probably nothing but their theory seems to be the strawberry place land sale was pending planning permission and the sale has been cancelled as new owner wants the land as part of the deal to expand. Tbh I think it’s nothing major myself

 

Not that I believe there is going to be a takeover now or ever but surely any knowledgeable buyer would be aware of the chances of getting the land behind the gallowgate sorted when its still possible rather than potentially having to splash out hundreds of millions on alternative ideas of stadium upgrade

Takeover threads need scrapped once this one plays out along it's usual fiddle.  Insanity is what it is.

Fixtures still aren't up on the official website. Looks like Charnley is stuck getting in to work with all the flood water.

The Mirror predicts this opening weekend.

 

Bournemouth vs Southampton

 

Brighton vs Sheffield United

 

Burnley vs Wolves

 

Chelsea vs Aston Villa

 

Liverpool vs Leicester City

 

Manchester City vs West Ham United

 

Newcastle United vs Manchester United

 

Norwich City vs Crystal Palace

 

Tottenham Hotspur vs Everton

 

Watford vs Arsenal

Everton (H)

Spurs (A)

Crystal Palace (H)

Arsenal (A)

Sheff Utd (H)

Aston Villa (A)

Rafa is as political as they come, so regardless whether there's any truth in the latest rumours of him having enough, there's still enough time in these last 19 or 20 days of his contract here to get counter interest and new offers in.  We know Ashley isn't bothered either way but surely the pressure is on him this time and people will finally wake up if the expected shit hits the fan come July.

Worst thing about everything is that we'll still not know anything until July 1st at the earliest.

The Mourinho stuff is just designed to try and pressure Rafa into signing his deal.  It's all a political game at present though and we could have 3 weeks left of it.

Another day of nowt happening and the deadlines are getting closer.  Ashley keeps playing these blinders and they keep getting fallen for.  I see Nigel Adkins has left Hull and he'd be just perfect for Ashley's NUFC 2019/20. 

If this takeover somehow does fall through, then I think we can all agree that we can write off next season. Rafa will be gone. Somebody like Sherwood will take the reins. We'll be buying (ha!) shit players in what remains of the transfer window. There'll be a depression across the whole city (but that won't stop 52,000 turning up every other week).

 

or in other words, music to Ashley's ears.

Odds on it'll be another electronic band of signage where the signs will change during the game

Notice no-one's adding a year. 

Back on subject but you'd think there'll be something in the Sunday rags when they're revealed later on tonight to get things debating again.