Sir Toon

Airing at 8am according to twitter shite

Still not on. Even QVC managed to get their shit in order during the night.

Wife ordered 2 tops from shite direct on Wednesday night. £69.99 each with name and number. £4.95 delivery and arrived yesterday. Would say this is excellent stuff aside from remembering that sausage fingers ruined a generation or more of the club hence us playing catch up.

Couldn't see what was in his bag but wouldn't be surprised if he got a Colin the Caterpillar cake

Saw Beardsley looking well and happy yesterday in Kingston Park Marks and Spencers food bit. Got his basket of bait and wandered off with not a care in the world.

If we think it's bad now, if we stay up the Summer will be mental with no star name not linked with coming. Haaland included.

All good mate. I got the joke straight off.

I dont do KFC much these days, not since they ruined the chips by leaving the skin on.

Im just surprised they managed to spell the word 'exclusive'

Andy Cole, Chris Holland, Darren Huckerby, Mikel Merino, Paul Kitson.... The list is endless.

Broocey only gets in touch with Penfold every day due to him keeping on top of his faceshite game bonuses. Most likely Candy Crush or it's like.

We've done alright this window. A £37m spend on DW Sports and a chunk out of Hugo Boss as well. Not forgetting the big stake in Mulberrys earlier this year.

That little 'flag' is Qatar

could well hit 100k today, maybe even tomorrow.

If this was true then the mackems would be on suicide watch so soon after their xmas morning.

What makes you think a deal has been done?

again trying to be positive but this could be as simple as the funds being on their way and all parties waiting for it to clear in Ashley's bank account with Ashley being the one that has to say it's complete. and then again, nothing is simple under Sports Direct United.

I know nothing but if it was signed off and the funds were not yet completed to Ashley then it would tick all the boxes of what GolfMag is saying. I will of course be way off but all positives have to be grabbed.

I so want to be a member of that group but a little voice in my head keeps warning me that the Ashley era is a punishment that we can't get out of.

#wait

Wait until you see this one for the next four months. As a representative of the "Manorparkians Group" I can tell you that you will not be seeing this Thread Title (unchanged) for the next four months. In fact I can formally announce that Takeover Day WILL BE on Monday 27th July 2020. (Remember, you read it here first . . ) and im going away for a few days as well. Typical as the cans will have to wait.

Another day another twist. Tomorrow the cans will be oot again no doubt