mikejaxer

Well done Colo

Does this mean Jonas is going to be subbed?

Only a yellow? beeew

Saylor I can understand, but Jonas? After his performance against Villa? seriously?

Don't think I want advice from a guy who can barely get games Shame it's not Ranger getting released though.

1-4. We'll score through Cissé in the first half, they'll come back from behind to score 4.

Manager of the year

Did he just hug Jonas?

How the fuck did we win that?

I love you Krul. Please hang on for 30 seconds

Blow the whistle now please.

5 minutes. oh fuck.

At least Wigan's drawing

Please fuck off.

Guys, I want to cry.

Why is Jonas still on...?

Get. Off. The. Fucking. Pitch.

So we need to keep the all and pass it... So he brings on Shola and starts hoofing it.

This. It ain't fucking rocket science.

Oh Jesus Christ. Why does Shola offer?

Make a change Pardew. Now is the time to get your tackles in.

Rolll

Tackle harder next time lads. Take their fucking legs off.

Don't kick it out... They didn't do it for us.

This is the part where Pardew panics and changes formation 5 times.