mikejaxer

Steven Gerrard. Fuck it, the entire Liverpool squad.

Looks like the Debuchy saga is going to keep on going until he retires I'll believe it when he's holding a Newcastle shirt.

It's funny because when Sky says that we're close to signing another player we all call bullshit but when it's another club linked with our players we all believe it.

So the club can cash in on him while he's in good form? We did it with Carroll.

Pardew is throwing the game away

Sammy... for Cissé?

My heart can't take this. Full time please.

Well that was fun while it lasted

Time for 442 hoof

I fuckin' love this game

Simpson

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. 1-2!

wtf. That was an own goal...

Imagine Ba and Messi together

I'm not a big believer of omens and statistics.

GET IN THEREEEEE.

Manure at OT with a midfield of Anita, Perch and Bigi.

My sister is paying £45 to watch us get raped

Looking forward to his comments after the match

Exactly! The entire team is injured as well!

I'll say 18. So 63 mins. Yay. What do I win? A signed copy of Alan Pardews new book on football tactics. The book has at most two pages in it. Teaching you how to make up excuses when you lose

Is Pardew on drugs?

What a fuckin goal

It's Pardew. Why are you expecting something that works?

I liked last season better :'(