NUFC_Sam

The things I'd do to see this bloke in black and white again... 

So pleased for him. Imagine being in his position, treated like shit by Pardew, handed over to Hull to be managed by Steve Bruce and then couldn't even play for Nice until the following season. To now land a contract at one of the world's biggest clubs is a massive achievement and he fully deserves it! Buzzing for him.

Williamson with the cracking air kick. Absolutely useless that cunt. Mint finish, mind

18 months ago: http://i.imgur.com/F928fSa.png    Now: http://i.imgur.com/YbPiYy9.png

Depressing

Urgh. Last week Colo was odds on to be the manager so I don't think anyone really has a clue. It doesn't look great though. Carver as manager for one more game is bad enough - if he is here until the end of the season I seriously worry about our PL status

f*** sake. How many times did he fail to come from a goal down at Newcastle? First game and the c*** does this.

Would have Garde over some of the shit touted about over the past week i.e. McLaren, Carver, Sherwood, Bruce etc.

It makes you wonder how someone can be so bad when they train 5 days a week in a position which really does have a pretty limited skill set especially at a premier league club, you think most basic keepers would have a decent instinct and common sense.

This.

Absolutely dreadful. Gave him the benefit of the doubt after the first couple of games but he really is shit. Would play Woodman despite his age; can't be any worse surely?

Was like Pardew hadn't even left. Great attacking start to the game but terrible decision making lead to the shit result.

The substitutions were terrible. When Taylor got injured, they should have moved Dummett into CB and put on Haidara LB. Gouffran should have come off for Cabella when Burnley got back into the game whilst we were leading 2-1. We had 5 defenders and a holding CM on against Burnley at home. Awful!

Would be so fitting to be confirmed on page 666.

I was asked to not be so negative because they're trying to get behind him, which is absolutely fair enough and as soon as I did another NUFC fan has signed up and is telling them how s*** he is.

Can't help myself! Love pointing out how shit Pardew is. It's the last time I'll be able to do it! 

In an ideal world, I'd have De Boer. However, realistically, I'd be okay with Beardsley until the end of the season and then find a permanent manager in the summer. Wouldn't want Sherwood/Pulis anywhere near us (although they are both better than Pardew) but I have a horrible feeling that we'll end up with Pulis 

Some of the comments on NUFC's Facebook are tragic! They've been brainwashed by the bollocks Pardew has dished them over the past 4 years

 

f*** them idiots.

 

logic has prevailed.

Thank fuck.

This was my favourite:

"Good luck Alan thanks for all your work at NUFC and putting up with Ashley and all the Pardew out wankers .I for one will be sad to see you go and wish you all the best at palace."

:lol:

Some of the comments on NUFC's Facebook are tragic! They've been brainwashed by the bollocks Pardew has dished them over the past 4 years

I've wanted him out since 6th December 2012 after our away game to Bordeaux in the EL.

 

He played this team:

 

http://i.imgur.com/OZCJXrL.png

 

 

 

Our run after that game too, thank god we was rested for it:

 

http://i.imgur.com/BPlZijL.png

 

That completely blows out of the water that ridiculous "we had Europe" excuse that pro-Pardewites spout. We (here) all recognised this BS while it was happening, too.

 

The person responsible for that didn't get fired, and someone paid us to take him.

 

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Charlie-Murphy-Laughing-Chappelles-Show-Prince.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mjl.gif

United For Newcastle

‏@UtdForNewcastle

It's done, he's gone. Announcement to follow.

 

There's this as well, to save you updating it all the time.

 

https://www.thechels.co.uk/last-38-league/

I was searching for ages for something like that! Cheers!

Taking a breather from this crazy night to look back on the year we've had with Pardew... it really frustrates me how a lot of pundits/the media/Stan Collymore/Umar are still blind to the fact that Pardew has been nothing but s****.

Probably a Giggs but I made a table for the Premier League games played in the 2014 calendar year (aside from the Liverpool - Swansea game tomorrow) and I've excluded the relegated/promoted teams as they would have only played 19 games:

http://i.imgur.com/amVz5Gj.png

- 12 wins in 12 months (albeit some non-playing months but still)

- 1 of 4 teams that are in the single digits for clean sheets (9)

- The team with the highest "failed to score stat". Nearly HALF of our games is truly scary stat.

- Worst goal difference in the league (-27)

- Most goals conceded (63)

Crystal Palace have 3 more points than us in 2014 yet we're the ones being called fickle for wanting rid of Pardew!

Brian McNally ‏@McNallyMirror  48s49 seconds ago

Alan Pardew set for Palace talks in next 48 hours.Clubs close to agreement on compensation & Toon boss open to London return.#nufc #cpfc