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Son makes it 4

Fuck me my dead granny moves faster than Dubravka and she's been cremated

Gordon as a striker doesn't work, Isak has about as much attacking threat as a wet paper bag

Howe needs to make subs NOW

what's Dubravka doing man,

build up is sooo slow Can;t we just attack them with pace down the wing

sloppy from Schar that, giving ball away Lascelles loves a sliding clearance

no changes ffs

Howe is too loyal we have seen this before with Burn when he was out of form yet played every week. He seems to lack a ruthlessness that really top class managers have to change the lineup (obviously limited at the minute) and make early subs

Eddie going to grow some balls and make some HT changes or is he going to fanny around until 75 minutes as usual

Bruno on the wrong side of his man again

Almiron gone back to normal, he was always a bang average player who had a purple patch last year

Surely need to give Hall a game at LB and Tino RB and let Tripper have a rest on the bench

This is a Bruce-esque performance, no composure on ball, can't pass, no movement, cant defend, just hit and hope.

Bruno at fault for not marking there

Schar never gonna last full 90 here,

Opening game abandoned after Newcastle run out of balls after Fabian Schar boots the lot into the Tyne and Graeme Jones suggests playing without a ball ala Mike Bassett England Manager.

Why does Joelinton have a temper of a 2 year old ffs.

Think Trippier playing him on far side

Looks like he was played on far side

Were getting raped now

Pickford is inbred like

Someones just got off the sunshine bus

Laacelles hobbling off

Sorry but when Howe wont rest him this is what happens with fatigue