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Ten Hag's face looks like he's been walking down the red light district, and realised the girl he's with is a tranny

Longstaff is so poor when he looses the ball, just falls over to try and get a FK

He must feel like he's won a raffle playing for Man Utd like

Maguire looks like he's playing with led in his boots

Hannibal the cannibal looks rubbish for them, like a rabbit in headlights

Their no 46 gave Hall so much room, was ball watching and lost his man

What a finish Hall

Amazing run from Tino and a class ball

Need a new keeper, LB & RM by next summer

Neto's hamstring gone

We look knackered, I'm sick of Howe's pre meditated subs tbh

Pope couldnt catch a mars bar wrapper

thankfully can't be DOGSO but really stupid from Lascelles

Burn is actually quite thick isn't he

Wasn't a foul that both had hold of each others shirts

Dejavu for Pope like Liverpool game there He is prone to a lapse in concentration mind

pen confirmed

did hardly touch him, reckon this could be overturned

Trippier having a mare today

Almiron's got a shite first touch

that 2nd shot by Longstaff was sunday league stuff

Been sniffing glue again Stiffler? Ref was poor but no way should we have had a pen. Dortmund just a class above us tbh, our passing, pressing were poor and build up too slow. Wilson, Joelinton, Longstaff, Bruno all poor, Almiron started ok but disappeared 2nd half

Throw in ends up back to our keeper. Can someone check Steve Bruce isnt our manager

Wilson even missed the header there

Longstaff too