triggs

Watford bringing on a striker for a midfielder while 1 up, Pards would turn in his grave

Well done to the lad

Behrami's a right dirty bastard. Armstrong again for Coventry

Holebas is really good going forward. Think Watford will do well this season

Capoue is a bit of a beast. Watford have bought well

Was thinking that was him. When did he join them?

Palace from a set penis

RTG is in absolute meltdown like

Even if he wasn't a paedo he's still not a leader in any way

What the hell is he doing?! Major cringe HOW DARE A MAN WEAR GLASSES WHEN HE DIDN'T PREVIOUSLY. TO THE GULAGS WITH HIM. Did you see the glasses?

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth Because of the romanticism? It's a true underdog story. I want to watch good football. I have no connection to Bournemouth, don't know why I should be bothered by them. If they look good on MOTD tonight I might watch them in the future Bournemouth play a lot better football than a lot of the teams in the league (including us). I'm biased, but it's great seeing a little team from Dorset giving it a go in the Premier League. Yeah, their only claim to fame bar climbing the league system is that Howe supposedly have them playing great front foot attacking football. Not interested in checking out Bournemouth, but he maybe wanted to check out Villa. What the hell. Villa have some players that I kind of want to see, Bournemouth don't, is it that ludicrous a thought like? As it happens I can't watch the match anyway If you're only interested in watching superstars then Bournemouth probably aren't for you (although neither are Villa). Do you not care about teams that play well as a cohesive unit though? Yes but I doubt they'll be able to play like that in the PL. They have Dan Gosling starting ffs. And from other people's opinions of the match that would suggest that I am right

Paul Walsh's glasses

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth Because of the romanticism? It's a true underdog story. I want to watch good football. I have no connection to Bournemouth, don't know why I should be bothered by them. If they look good on MOTD tonight I might watch them in the future Bournemouth play a lot better football than a lot of the teams in the league (including us). I'm biased, but it's great seeing a little team from Dorset giving it a go in the Premier League. Yeah, their only claim to fame bar climbing the league system is that Howe supposedly have them playing great front foot attacking football. Not interested in checking out Bournemouth, but he maybe wanted to check out Villa. What the hell. Villa have some players that I kind of want to see, Bournemouth don't, is it that ludicrous a thought like? As it happens I can't watch the match anyway

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth Because of the romanticism? It's a true underdog story. I want to watch good football. I have no connection to Bournemouth, don't know why I should be bothered by them. If they look good on MOTD tonight I might watch them in the future

Exactly. Why the fuck should I care about Bournemouth

Figure the Bournemouth game could be entertaining. Aye maybe. Villa seem to have a couple of new players that could be interesting What even is this opinion? How is the first PL match of Bournemouth not that interesting? Because none of their players interest me. I want to see good players play

Definitely looking for Norwich to Kick some ass. Have you seen their team? Have you seen Pardew's lineup? Don't forget the dross that used to beat us in the cups under Pardew too! Don't forget that Palace team has now had their first full pre-season of not using a ball, so they will be primed to tank. Maybe but that Norwich team is even worse. Redmond their one remotely exciting player is on the bench

Definitely looking for Norwich to Kick some ass. Have you seen their team?

Figure the Bournemouth game could be entertaining. Aye maybe. Villa seem to have a couple of new players that could be interesting

Not one 3 o clock kick off I remotely feel like even keeping my eye on

What does that have to do with anything

He left earlier than that. Everyone ignored this heartfelt shit. The smiley makes it okay

He's been really good tbf. It still tells you how shit its been

Chris Smalling man of the match tells you how bad this has been

I would not like to be picking a man of the match for this, basically everyone has been decent