triggs

Smalling's voice

Taken about 3 years for the "Everton, hard to break down" garbage to finally be disproven. We are incredibly easy to score against. "The Martinez effect"

Agbonlaghor needs to be put down

Kone didn't start. They'll definitely stay up but could be bottom half

Why do Chelsea want Stones? Doesn't seem like a Mourinho defender at all. He's classy and good on the ball but isn't very solid. He is young tbf so that could change but Mourinho isn't one to give youth much of a chance

Fucking tune

Here comes the Pards wankfest

I'm not really too bothered by Palace beating Norwich tbh, Norwich are going to finish last anyway

That Norwich team is ridiculously bad

Willian for the penalty

For such a tall bloke he should get a touch on the fourth too IMO

Vardy is like a poor man's Bellamy

Dat Cattermole

Didn't de Gea get caught stealing before?

Loved him for the Portugal u21s in the summer, absolute quality

He should be in bed by now, unless he's not playing ........hhhmmmm Doubt footballers go to bed at half 8 tbh

Even when he's doing bad he always creates some kind of chance in nearly every game through his own stubbornness and power

Has the right DNA for sure. One of my favourite players just through his mentality and he's got some ability. Should be national captain. Jordan on the other hand.......................... Does Jordan not have the right DNA?

Very good game, after the other bores I watched earlier on. Watford-Everton wasn't boring Was watching Bournemouth v Villa I'm sure you commented on Everton Watford a few times earlier

Very good game, after the other bores I watched earlier on. Watford-Everton wasn't boring

It is but the bloke who started the thread is at fault for the whole thing. You don't let an 8 year old alone in a pub in Benidorm because you're going out for a fag I disagree tbh, pubs on holiday are different to pubs not on holiday. When I was a bairn on holiday I chinned loads of fully grown mackems while my dad was out for a tab. Would the pub not be a lot more dodgy when on holiday rather than your local at home?

It is but the bloke who started the thread is at fault for the whole thing. You don't let an 8 year old alone in a pub in Benidorm because you're going out for a fag

You only get 10 minutes to prove to Jose that you're any good

Get in. Oscar was actually playing well and they take him off

If all the bloke says is "Sunderland are shit" I don't even see the problem