triggs

Why the fuck are we allowing Burnley to keep possession? We should be looking to control the game. Elliott looks like he won a competition to play in goal

He's still our only remotely dangerous player along with Sammy but will probably be taken off because he is losing the ball even though he is the only one getting into dangerous areas

It's like Williamson specifically opened his legs to be nutmegged

Riviere ffs. Have people forgotten how shit he is

Need Anita to get the ball down and keep some possession. We're playing fucking Burnley, why the fuck are we trying to rely on counter attacking. They are fucking shit

Basically straight down the middle

Deserved. They've at least tried to get in the ball

Sissoko like from Abeid there

Why the fuck are handballls governed so differently for the attacking and defending teams and depending what area of the pitch you are in?

Do our keepers kick the ball in training at all?

Sammy seems surprised when one of his tricks actually works

Elliott made that easy save look a lot harder than it was

Colo looks like a pimp with that jacket

Cisse is 100000000000 times better than Riviere and probably Armstrong at the moment too

Go die in a fire Pardew

Dave Whelan's hacked him

Why would you want Barcelona to win in a game against Valencia. It's like wanting Chelsea to win against Everton or something

Fuck. Brilliant cross by Messi

Messi's been really poor

Gomes has been good going forward

Barca trying to walk it in

You can see how Otamendi was badly hurt by that headbutt

He's entertaining to watch. Doesn't seem to think, it all seems instinctive with him

He's actually been good today to be fair

Lamela looks like he is physically incapable of using his right leg