Alberts Mustache

Absolute moral victory. Liverpool outplayed by ten men. Imagine going on strike to play for that shit lot.

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A big positive on Strand Larsen is that he seems to be improving every season and progressing at new levels. Also said to have great mentality, so I can see him developing further in the years to come. Especially under Howe.

His personality is one thing. But for us to play into Chelsea's player wholesale/dropshipping transfer system, and help them turn a profit, is just plain embarrassing.

Please no.

The next striker on our list must feel special when we come knocking . «Please, PLEASE, join us! We've asked everyone! Now You are our only hope!»

Is that David N'Gog?

This bozo knows fuck all. He also misquotes Romano and contradicts himself.

Chris Wood, anyone?

Anything but Jackson. Don't want him, and nobody should help Chelsea out turning a profit.

He'll score six goals for Man Utd this season I reckon

Do we even have scouts?

The main reason being injuries and fitness issues due to the number of games. That should not (in a perfect world) be an issue this year. That being said, I totally agree that we need better cover at the back. But the notion that we are massiveley weakened other than our injuries at CB (re the mention of Minteh and Anderson), is simply not true.

We didn't have Minteh in our squad last season. We lost Anderson, but regained Tonali and added Kelly. We have the same (I'd say a better) squad as we had playing CL last year, going into a season with no European football – with a lot less need for rotation.