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New customer offer on coral offering 10/1 max £5 The missus now has a coral account Already have one unfortunately from my matched betting days!

Putting money on Leicester tonight, trying to buy a win or a draw.

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Dat coaching staff! HAHA!

"Newcastle United is delighted to announce the appointment of Rafa Benitez as the Slub's new manager." Slub? Get it right for fucksake

Wonder whether all the media will be invited this time? Yeah that'll be interesting

Can't wait to see what he says at the presser. EDIT: "I'm here because of a bet"

Ashley has hopefully realised that Benitez can do the job (and more) that the board does, and will pay him accordingly. Hopefully we see a departure in the form of Charnley, and a role reversion for Carr.

HAVING A DRINKA TONIGHTA

Playing football at lunch today, it'll take me out of all this madness for about 75 minutes. Hopefully I'll come back to a planned Rafa press conference.

Nearly all football chairman etc are odious in some way I suppose. Albeit qualified in some way I would imagine. I was looking at the 'league' table of director salaries last night. Charnley was lowest in the league excluding palace (due to owner/director not drawing a salary).

Thank god for mercenaries!

I wish he could sign without having to meet Charnley or Ashley. How could you turn up and agree to work with that shower of shit?

Charnley has to persuade Ashley? Good luck.

It's jealousy. No one is going to take someone like fat Sam over benitez are they? Martinez spent years at the bottom with wigan and he's not a 'specialist'. It's all bollocks. You win or you don't.

Owen lambasted coutinho earlier for tapping it. Now he's saying don't blast it? Stupid cunt

All of this is so cruel if it doesn't come off. I've allowed myself to dream that it would happen. At the start of the week I was accepting relegation and hopefully in time Ashley would sell the club. This has allowed me to hope and if it doesn't come off and we end up with a clogger. It will be the same situation as before. But instead I will feel awful. Will have to wait for the apathy to come back after.

Marcus regen on the wing seems a bit pointless

They do play two games less [emoji12]

Would quite like to know his thoughts on whether Spurs are losing this because they aren't playing a full strength XI Did you catch his insight on the lack of quality in the premier league based on this game?

No way. What a difference a week makes.

Robbie savage is so full of shit.

There's no relegation scrap like an English scrap.. Rubbish!

They're saying the same on sky. It's like the beginning of his career doesn't exist because it was outside of England.

Shelling peas? Shut up..