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Would rather not, thanks.

Exactly. Team is announced - "nice that we're taking the cups seriously, but I'd rather rest key influential players" Lascelles off injured - "urgh" Or in your case: Team announced: [absolutely nothing] Lascelles off injured: [nothing] Concede a goal: [start fucking moaning about how we're still shite and shouldn't have risked Lascelles] Shit, sorry for posting nothing at some points of the day. Didn't realise that was such a problem for you. Will also stop getting annoyed at when we're shit too. Sorry. Again, gotta understand the mindset you want from posters. I also need to learn how to make sweeping generalisations in order to get cheap laughs. That is something you seem to think is important.

Exactly. Team is announced - "nice that we're taking the cups seriously, but I'd rather rest key influential players" Lascelles off injured - "urgh"

Sorry, but fuck that, would like to actually have a go at the cup and try and win it. I want to have a go at the cup as well. But feel that there needs to be balance with the decisions. You'd think we could beat Luton without Lascelles and one or two others.

In future, as I thought prior to the game anyway, we should be looking to give our most significant players time off against lower league teams.

That is a relief. I will stop worrying about the condition of our most influential player now - a.k.a "bed wetting"

A Bournemouth would be a nice bonus.

So Luton playing well for 5 minutes and being labelled as "battering us", is realistic? They were battering us for those 5 minutes according to the commentary, yeah? I don't get why you need to be so picky about my choice of words?

Wouldn't say that, really. Just realistic.

Benitez should've done a Pardew and just threw the game to keep our players fit IMO. Who wants to try to win a cup anyway? What's that got to do with my post? Lascelles going off is really shit and in hindsight, I'd rather he was not injured? Battering Luton in the first half was significantly overshadowed by the injury...

FYP You think I enjoy this? Absolutely. Why? All of your posts? What about them? they are the posts of someone who enjoys pissing in their own face. Are they? Definitely not the case, like.

FYP You think I enjoy this? Absolutely. Why? All of your posts? What about them?

FYP You think I enjoy this? Absolutely. Why?

Ouch.

Have posted all game, yeah.

FYP You think I enjoy this?

Luton battering us.

heh, we're still shite.

Doesn't matter. Battering Luton will give our strikers the much needed confidence to outscore any Premier League team.

3-1

You mean the worry that our most important player might be injured? Yeah, dead innocuous like. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Really don't care about the score. Need to know how badly injured Lascelles is. Far too important.

3-0...

2-0, meh

And Merino is having treatment. Off the ball injury for Lascelles...