Holloway

I've still got half a lob on for a last minute Chiesa loan

People hanging about waiting for the release like it's the Champions League draw, muttering

Alien performance by him, looked slow and befuddled

Most baffling moment in this little episode is the Partridge meme itself. Up there with that Brand fucker for comic value, but should be lording it in the most punchable faces on the planet thread ?

Nah I just like the owld cunt

Gan on Moysey ??

Can we see Todd's blubbery bracket please

Ooof it's gone tits up

Disasi looks a right knuckleheed

Round 2 of fixtures has given me no reason whatsoever to change my prediction of top 3 this season

Another braindead lunge ffs

Ooof ye fucker, sweet strike

Hitler youth haircut coming on

Sterling looking very much on it today

Muggy challenge by Soucek

That's a lovely jink and finish

Ward Prowse earning his coin already

Earps screaming fuck off there

I've wanted to win this one too much since the fixture list ca\me out, and that doesn't usually end well. Can see them spawning a point

what a performance with Svenny man, imperious

it's weird people refusing to see his limitations, they're fairly evident

He's been shown what it is to chase the ball around by these. Bruno has intimated how frustrating it is to deal with, it' ll get better for him starting next week

He certainly wasn"t noticeably effective, perhaps his emotional state has become a weakness of sorts