Mr Misery

Oh dear. What a shame. Nevermind.

It's a bit late for that I'm 59. And I'm in a campervan with a portaloo and we've both got norovirus.

Great deal for everyone? For Barca? Maybe.

Arsenal and Chelsea biggest VAR beneficiaries: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgzl2gmvrzo

They settling the 115 then?

Conference schmonference.

Well I can't imagine Bruno being very impressed by a player who only turns up when he fancies it and feigns injury. Tripper had that right good go at him vs Quarabag as well. Not a team player.

Two really good assists yesterday. Eurgh.

Carragher will be spitting

City ramming their success down Manchester United's throat and stuffing the rest of the Cartel gives me a bit of pleasure.

It hit his hand because the defender forced his arm upward towards his face

Cucurella wins Cunt of the Season for the third year running.

"Some ugly scenes following that third goal, with BBC Sportscene pundit Allan Preston saying some of those Celtic fans streaming onto the pitch were targeting Hearts captain Lawrence Shankland."

Fuck off

Fuckadoodledoo