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That's what being brought up at Real Madrid does to a boy. Chuffed for Denis. Had shocking injuries all the time, finally some much deserved hype for the lad. More goals would be nice though

I was hoping Uzbekistan would qualify, finally. Millions of them live all over here. Fantastic food. Saudis are not very good

Those socks our boys are wearing look much better during the actual match. Was a bit meh when I saw them at the adidas store. Might be tempted to buy a pair now. And wear them with my sandals, obviously

Love all those random country and club flags during a major tournament Definitely bringing my Dynamo banner for every match I'll attend like.

They will love Kutepov as well, trust me Guaranteed to have a new one drilled after our game against them that lad.

Ha, he scored right after a few Spartak and Zenit fans wrote how much they hate the big fat lump in my WhatsApp football chat Kutepov to score three at this rate

down the camera I know. Spot the word allegedly :lol:I was being sarcastic and all. We need to score a few more. Always a soft goal in the wings with that lump of Kutepov. Come on you Red Machine, like

Robbie Williams allegedly showed the finger to someone in attendance after the opening ceremony. Forrin scumbag :lol:

That Real Madrid pedigree on the second goal Samedov predictably useless, the most one-footed footballer since that guy who only had one leg. His inclusion makes about as much sense, as inviting an emo eunuch to an orgy. Smolov looks like he burnt out after the anthem. Golovin very nervous. Gadzinksy scores a goal in his first non-friendly appearance. Slutsky boring the hell out of everyone on tele with his Captain Obvious crap. Friends in attendance whine that only Visas are accepted and only Budwesiser brands are available. And that is not even a beer, to be honest. And their ads are freaking annoying. Kia's on their other hand are kind of funny. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wolrd Cup is here. Luv it.

Want us to batter Saudis even more now. Now way their win over Belgium in 94 was not fixed

Oh man. Looks bad. Feel for the guy. Always gets some sort of injury. Fewming me.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, like! We must absolutely batter them now I demand 7-0 at least. Come on you overpaid so and so's!

Is that the guy on FIFA?

Some people in attendance already whining about the revamped Luzhniki. Turns out, the seats in the upper bowl are too high and the view is not identical to that in the lower bowl. A bit like saying that an object a meter away is not the same as object ten meters away. I am fairly confident as simple logic suggests this to be the case inside any large ground. Those football tourists, man. I am fewming

Slutsky on the mic. So bland and boring

Better that way imo. Disappointed by the lack of dancing bears tbh We had one in a lower league match this spring, actually

That Russian language attempt by Infantino, man. Almost pissed myself

Whining already

His is not Vlad. If you were Robert and some forins would call you Ron, would you like that, man?

Welcome you forrin fools with spare moolah. We love footy, us. Welcome all. In a nutshell.

Veteran commentator reminding our younger audience about that brilliant Soviet team in England 66. What a roster that was, made it to the semifinals. Oh man, and we now have a f------no Kutepov starting at CB. Getting ready for the anthem me

Better that way imo.

Just like Russia. Haha

Used to be quite popular. But those kids with their entronet thingy are listening to the same disgusting Luna Del Sol or whatever her name is nowadays world over. Where is Ronaldo???

Those footballers on TV I bet your boys are at least wearing suits. We have a visually p!ssed (for not being selected) donkey named Glushakov who is wearing a denim jacket and hasn't shaved for a week. And a dude who famously sat on the bench at Zenit and now has ugly red dreadlocks and a bum beard. Wearing some sort of a beach disco shirt. Is it so hard to look a bit formal? Fewming me