David Edgar

200%? Does that mean we are getting two of him? Are they both goalkeepers? I'm 50% convinced.

Yamal is gonna exceed Messi/Ronaldo levels. He's like some sort of Messi/Thierry Henry hybrid.

Brutalist regime you say?

We should rush him back again.

Oh yeah, it'll be dodgy.

Have realised that the club aren't thick, so this won't actually be in consideration. This is gonna be the terrible choice they give for fans to invest their disgust into, which will make the preferred actual option appear the best. This fan involvement will be a front btw. They have made up their mind, but they need to do this process to onboard everyone as best they can.

If we get the leaked version or anything close to the leaked version

Got to wrap Dorgu up in cotton wool.

Opta also have Chelsea as more likely to qualify.

Honestly think they would do worse than Southampton if they got promoted. They have to spend millions in the summer to retain this squad, which is clearly not good enough. It'll be fun if they fluke a win against Sheffield.

A fitting goal. Off his back or neck?

They're gonna go through on pens. I can feel it.

Banshee in the crowd

This Bellingham is worse than the other.

He looked like Messi for England youth playing with Foden. He used to dance around defenders.

Is a door

Sunderland look shook.

Haji Wright needs subbing.

Coventry strikers are awful.

Ut il rectuminus

This seems to be Caicedo's approach to football. Overcommit to tackles in the hope opponents start pulling out. Yellow card armour on Sunday allowed him to do it all game.

And the shoddy stitching on the shift.