David Edgar

Ugarte

How can VAR disallow this? Someone gave Shaw a funny look. There's a rule against that. Disallow!

GET IN.

Ugarte coming on. Popcorn at the ready.

Fulham are as blunt as we were against Aston Villa. Functional, but utterly blunt up top.

Maguire keeps hitting passes out of play

They really are. Scored a single goal in two games. A goal that shouldn't stand.

Yoro allowed to lunge the fuck in and the referee doesn't give a fuck.

That is proper funny. They give Manchester Red a foul for a pull/push. Manchester Red score with a clear push and nah, it isn't enough of a push. So you can push your opponent. Just erm, not if you aren't cartel.

We are all laughing

VAR are gonna say "nah, it is Manchester United goal."

Clear push in the back. So here we fucking go VAR,

Dalot and Maguire coming on.

Still RATtled.

Same as that Palace freekick being disallowed the other day. It will not happen against the cartel.

Howling error to drop Bruno Fernandes into a deep position. Their best final third player.

Dorgu arms all over the Fulham player. Are VAR gonna spend an hour looking at that?

They'll award a few this week and next, then forget about it when the precious cartel are penalised by it.

Oh now that is wonderful refereeing against the Soccer Aid Brazilian.

£200m and a gift from VAR and these cunts still cannot score.

Beautiful.

And you have Shaw fouling at the back. But that doesn't matter?

And this will be the only time VAR leans in on these guidelines. Cos it'll happen to us and it'll be ignored.

Both players have a handful of each other.