David Edgar

My lord, that Colwill slide

What a save

Been a fun game.

£5m off the asking price, that effort. My word

I'm having a little tug every time Colwill gets involved. He's got a 52 degree wedge of a left peg.

By extension, is any criticism of snide teams borderline racist?

Madueke is an excellent sub here.

Always been.

Probably not implying that ALL Spanish players are pricks

Not angry with Jones. I think he got the space for the shot and I don't think you could guarantee that with the pass to Gordon.

Loads of players in this Spanish side have got a track record of being complete cunts in these comps?

Man, Colwill playing like prime Maldini.

Offside goalscorer is the lad we are linked with.

Special treatment for the lad constantly fouling whilst on a yellow.

Colwill is so strong at this level.

U21 final chat has ended up taking place in the Gordon thread fwiw.

Palmer giving the Spanish bench a solid stare as he celebrated is lovely.

Ash Cole left on the bench seems silly when we've got a right footer at LB.

What's happening?

Book them all.

Get in.

And that's a definite yellow card foul.

Just gone through the back of Palmer and that's okay cos Palmer stood still in the box?

That was a pen.

It annoys me when a team I'm supporting have an inferior press shape to Newcastle