David Edgar

FUCK LASCELLES man

Flappy punch instead of an easy catch gave them the ball.

Deserved. Howe sat on his hands like a fucking chump.

Botman back pls

Lascelles is doing his rubbish chipped balls forward thing.

GET TRIPPIER OFF

Cos both of them are having bad games?

Get Trippier off before he costs us. Trust Tino ffs.

Cocommentator again unhappy with a foul for a shirt pull

Lascelles is a sitting duck out there.

Nobody expected the right foot cross

Good decision. Studs up uncontrolled slide.

What on Earth is Lascelles doing today? Had some proper sloppy moments.

Changing my mind. Majestic dive by Schar.

Was there a foulon Jose Sa? NO Next.

Defender goes to clear the ball and kicks the Newcastle player who got in first? I DON'T THINK THAT IS A PENALTY tears.

GET IN (just)

VAR worked hard to not give that. Bless.

He's taken out Schar? No clear and obvious error.

That is a penalty.

Trippier is having a rubbish game.

Pope?

Schar doesn't fancy running

Pulls Burn and the commentator is unhappy it was given as a foul? WOT

Might give up on everything if VAR rules this out.